a cat will see a tiddy, go “is anyone gonna step on that?” (meow meow meow), and not wait for an answer before thrusting their little kitty cat toe bean paw at terminal velocity DIRECTLY at the nipple… who the fuck needs a binder? just get a cat to pulverize your tit meat flat. they’re playing DDR down there. making biscuits on those buns. testing the jiggle to wiggle ratio. fucking, I don’t know, seeing if it will fight back? meow meow meow, I am just a little kitty and I am going to crush your boobie with my little wittle feet. no pain, no gain. meow meow meow.
wish i could talk about how true crime ultimately harms people w psychosis and schizospec disorders more than its worth (encouraging people to think crime & murder specifically must be caused by mental illness, and how “fascinating” that is) but ik people would get on my ass about it
going to regret adding to this but here we go. tldr; true crime, more specifically shows surrounding true crime, are *incredibly* fetishistic towards us. we’re their default explanation for horrible disgusting peoples thought process. “they mustve been schizophrenic,” “only a psychopath couldve done something as horrid as this,” “a classic sociopath,” etc. this, in turn, makes the unpsychotic fans think of us as nothing more than a case study, whether theyre aware or not. then these same, uncritical people, go into the psychology field. do you see the problem with that?
but does anyone else know the woman who made the food? no? time to educate!
This is “Mother Mary”, the owner of Blackberry’s mother.
She made all the cakes for the restaurant while it was open. Chef Gordon Ramsay tried her red velvet cake, and spoke this meme-able line:
He then called Mary over, complimented her food, and gave her a peck on the cheek.
Look how happy she was to hear that!!!
anyways, I hope she has been able to continue her love for baking since the restaurant closed down.
For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!
She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!
