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1eos:
nothing out of marvel could ever come close to the cinnamontography of fiona slapping a man with her ponytail then as she’s jumping into the air to split kick two dudes at once the camera does a matrix 360 spin as the action slows down nd she fixes her bangs before completing the stunt. shrek (2001) has what endgame (bad) wishes it had
nothing out of marvel could ever come close to the cinnamontography of shrek storming the castle as the fairy godmother sings i need a hero. Mungo sacrificing himself to keep the gates open, charming getting closer and closer to kissing fiona and locking in the love potion. shrek gradually losing each and every ally as he makes his way into the ballroom until its just him and donkey left. Shrek 2 (2004) has what avengers engdame (bad) wishes it had
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not wearing a labcoat so the other scientists know im a whore
only wearing a labcoat so the other scientists know i’m a whore
kicking both of you out of the lab because someone’s gotta uphold lab safety rules
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I was unsure of what to draw for this year’s Easter pic. Luckily RelaxingDragon1 commissioned this pic with some of the most iconic Disney bunnies, and everything just clicked.
Happy Easter everybody.
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ok ok ok ok YA-style paranormal romance story where it’s the POV of the supernatural side of couple and they’re just constant of awe of their human partner constantly and casually breaking the immutable laws of nature
human: (lies)
hot fairy dude: what the FUCK
human: (enters a home without being invited)
sexy vampire lady: how the hell–
the sibling of a YA dystopian fantasy story with some sort of supernatural being discovering they’re half human and discovering all these new super powers and getting training from masters. so it’s like some confused human teaching a fairy they can just not count the grains of rice. and this is all training so the fairy can topple an evil fairy overlord
#okay wait revisiting this if you’re reversing the trope aren’t they toppling an evil human CEO#by using human abilities better than them/being special because of their lowly magical blood
okay if we’re going with TOTAL reversal then yes, it has to be a human evil defeated by a “chosen one” magical creature using human skills, BUT. the climax needs to have them recognizing and accepting their dual identity. steal-your-name power but make it human. by which i mean they defeat the CEO with identity theft
training montage: copyright lawyer version
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Come get this dick-fil-a
I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday
One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it
I will fucking find you
I can almost guarantee at least one person has scheduled it for Sunday every week
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“Tumblr users who weren’t here before the porn ban…” bro we were all here before the porn ban. No one new has joined.
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