not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say ‘900 years of time and space and i’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important’
he was like ‘just this once-everybody lives’ and i chased that shit with homosexual determination for every day since, like maybe through pure force of will i could save everyone i loved from a system that wanted us dead
You could totally exploit the current spoiler paranoia to pull a Clue without any risk of leaks fouling it up. Just openly film, edit and produce four different endings, claiming it’s to prevent people from knowing which one is the real ending, then turn around and use all of them, put a version of the film with a different ending on each of the major streaming service, and don’t tell anyone that you’ve done so.
