Silver Tongue

Dec 03

lesbie-vague:

azathothsserenade:

sylveongender:

maenad:

bbgirl420:

nasundertale:

mad-hare:

captain-price-official:

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people fucking died because of this. people KEEP dying because of this.

“Eat the rich!” they say with their $1300 iphones, smart cars, and Starbucks coffee in hand.
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How do I explain that having 1000 dollars extra is far different from having 1,000,000 or even 1,000,000,000 dollars extra?

how do i explain people who have things that cost $1000 are not rich but people who have things that cot over 1 million dollars are

how do I explain to people that iphones and cars are often paid in smaller installments over years and that starbucks does not in fact cost thousands of dollars

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pumpkin-kitty-kat:

pumpkin-kitty-kat:

The rest of the world: So… you’re a big country?

The states, standing on each other’s shoulders: Y- yes,,,

pumpkin-kitty-kat:

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

I love how everyone who’s reblogged this hasn’t added anything on or tagged anything on it. They’re all just like “Yeah. That’s it. That’s the entire United States summed up in one post-”

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my-gender-is:

My gender is my fifth most recently used emoji.

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therealjacksepticeye:

raven-shaman:

I have no words for this

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Satan’s a cutie!

gotinterest:

snime:

atla has the clearest demonstration of the emo/goth dichotomy of any piece of modern media, i think. we as an audience know that zuko and mai shouldn’t have ended up together, and this is because zuko (an emo) and mai (a goth) are so fundamentally different. in this essay, i will address th

While it is tempting to categorize Zuko as an emo, careful analysis reveals that he is actually a punk. While his constant angst is a symptom of an emo like nature, his lust for justice/ honor, his angry outbursts, and his teenage rebellion are far more in line with the subculture of punk. In my response, I will address th

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surrealslut:

merry christmas everyone

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glintglimmergleam:

raptorific:

raptorific:

funniest thing would be if when Queen Elizabeth dies or steps down and Charles is all ready to assume the throne, here comes King Arthur, Excalibur in hand, sauntering back from Avalon like “oof what a nap! thanks for keeping the chair warm I’m back to be king again”

like, given that “King Arthur isn’t actually dead, he’ll be back to be King again someday” is, like, an actual aspect of the legend and a thing that a lot of people purport to believe, has anyone ever actually tried it? showing up to buckingham palace claiming to be Arthur Pendragon, The Once And Future King, and assume the throne? does the british government have a protocol for checking whether someone claiming to be King Arthur actually is? does parliament have a secret picture of the Real Excalibur kept under lock and key, only viewed if someone claims to be King Arthur, that they can use to confirm or refute the identity of alleged Kings Arthur? if not, how do they deter every jackass with a sward from pretending to be him? does filing a false King Arthur report constitute treason?

#where is this episode of the crown?!

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huskyluvr:

madarawife:

some1 robbed p*wdiepie… lol. we shld do that more often 🌟

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vague-humanoid:

tumblr needs a feature that autoblocks  blogs that block you. I’m tired of going to reblog from some new person on my dash only to learn we’ve got beef and no-one bothered to tell me.

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