Silver Tongue

Dec 02

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chesh-r-schrodinger:
flavoracle:
thenatsdorf:
Chunk of ice rounded off by river current. [full video]
Step here to trigger the boss battle with the River Serpent God.
HOLY CRAP, IS THIS THREAD STILL GOING AROUND?!

kill the boss and this is what it drops

(Source: thenatsdorf, via afallenwolf)

(Source: chefpyro)

otherwindow:

otherwindow:
otherwindow:
Consider: A fantasy series where the court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an IT guy.

Court Wizard, fixing the Queen’s magic mirror: has’t thee attempted cleansing and reapplying the runes anew?
Court Wizard sees like 17 hexes in the magic mirror and finds out the Flamebarrier blessing was turned off.
Court Wizard finally fixes the magic mirror and sees a reflection of the Queen reciting: Show me beautiful forest nymphs. Show me where to find beautiful forest nymphs. Show me local witches willing to summon beautiful forest nymphs to my kingdom. Show me beautiful witches. Show m

“your excelency, thou must install temptation shield so thine mirror will stop gaining hexes”

(via rockboci)

(Source: tony-hawks-prole-skater-2, via rockboci)

charlesoberonn:

eliteknightcats:
he’s looking at them cuz he’s reading harry potter
I like the implication that you read braille by looking at it.

(via chefpyro)

Roy: Hawkeye is choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working!
Hughes: Turn it upside down and use the 6!
Roy: Genius!
Riza, stops choking momentarily to stare at them tiredly: What the fuck.

turing-tested:

who else was told that turning on a light in a car at night is illegal

fortheloveofyugioh:

I lay myself face down and end my turn.

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