Silver Tongue

Dec 01

vee-a-literal-alien:

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

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afgunst:

mindareadsoots:

What does this remind me of? Oh yes.

nothing is better than a shapeshifter misjudging how much a rambunctious kid wants to punch their mentor

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chongoblog:

kitsnicketts:

This show was the funniest fucking thing

He never elaborated on this and it kills me

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megamindmutual-deactivated20191:

peachy-tooru:

bew-berry:

tiktoks-we-like:

But why do they sound like Zim gagging? I 😂

People are genuinely in the notes like “sorry capitalism convinced you to spend money on 20 soaps” like god damn y'all STINK so bad I can smell it from here. Capitalism or no capitalism you better fucking wash your ass or I’ll throttle you.

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hrgwin:

turn on your location Prime, she just wanna talk

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deansarchiveofoldness:

hrt speedrun

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whatbigotspost:

liberalsarecool:

napoleoninrags:

There should be no billionaires.

Tax the rich. End the corporate loopholes.

Tweet from @qasimrashid reads:

If Bezos kept his $98.5M in charity to the homeless & instead paid Amazon’s owed $8.4B in taxes—it’d be enough for an apt for all 500K homeless ppl in America for 18mo😳

TL:DR Amazon’s corp taxes alone could end homelessness in America—Bezos would still be world’s richest person

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fifty-shadesofgay:

commongayboy:

Ellen Page is right. You know what’s actually brave? Being actually gay and out in Hollywood!

homegirl had to pretend to be attracted to Michael Cera that’s fucking brave

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