Silver Tongue

Nov 30

fma2003-fmab-stuff:

Logically speaking, Izumi shouldn’t be able to throw a monster the size of Sloth. (I’m surprised that she didn’t UNalign her insides.) Can we talk about

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Olivier’s face?

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This is a face that’s thinking “HOLY SHIT WHO IS THIS FINE LADY?! Like damn. She’s the best thing I’ve seen since coming to this trashy place.

And then when Sig throws Sloth… 

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ALEX HAS A MOUTH AFTER ALL

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Izumi standing there, like “See that? Piece of cake. We could take on the world, peasants. I’d kick it right in the ass if I had too. Oh, and that’s my husband right there. Ain’t he awesome?”

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They best buds. 

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YEAHHH, TAKE EM DOWN

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I would be lying if I said that this didn’t feel just a tiny bit gay. :)

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@banishedquasiroyal

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dragontatoes:

Neurotypical ppl: why do you like this food and not this other food? They’re made of the same ingredients! They taste the same!

Autistic ppl:

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lookin at you angel hair pasta

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the only think preventing morticia addams from being unstopable is that shes unaware of the concept of pastel goth.

cairo-overcoat:

rose: Well.

rose: Look at you,

rose: carving a place in the world for yourself

rose: working tirelessly to be useful.

rose: I’m sure this all bequeaths a sense of accomplishment for you, you are cultivating within your realm, your radius. Look at all this verdant splendour. Certainly a sight to behold.

rose: None other can boast a hardworking lifestyle in the shadow of your tedium.

rose: But for what,

rose: an opulent display of waste. A vain show of outdated and unnecessary norms imprinted upon us by our forebearers, equally thoughtless and utterly concieted.

rose: You’re a symbol of gluttony, the sin in its truest sense. Consumption without regard to others, tossing what precious little we have to the dirt.

rose: I would rip you from this earth if not for the little restraint I have.

the lawn sprinkler she’s talking to: CHK CHK CHK CHK CHK FSSSSSSSHHHHH

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animegeekdraws asked: I just started following you and no joke, your Luigi impression is hilarious

chefpyro:

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biglawbear:

biglawbear:

steveheavy:

the-devils-dandy:

notsafef0rtwerk:

heyitscdubs:

biglawbear:

You know what, looking back on it, my friends and I survived the Bush Presidency

We would have survived a McCain Presidency

We would have survived a Romney Presidency

I honestly worry that there are some people who would not survive a Trump Presidency

I don’t care how much you love Gary Johnson, or Jill Stein. On November 8, 2016, one of two things will be true: either Hillary Clinton will be elected President, or Donald Trump will be elected President.

Which one, HONESTLY, would be worse?

This isn’t the year to “vote your conscience.”

There’s a fucking dangerous man one election away from being President.

This is the year to vote to survive.

Any other year, this would be an exaggeration. We survived Bush, we could have survived McCain or Romney. This year, Trump’s danger is no exaggeration.

Don’t vote your conscience, vote to survive.

We will not, not, NOT SURVIVE Trump.

The LGBT community will not survive.

The communities of middle eastern descent will not survive.

Women, especially women who want a right to choose, will not survive.

The black community will not survive.

The latino community will not survive.

The disabled community will not survive.

I guarantee that there are more groups.

We as a country will not survive a Trump-Pence Presidency

The poor will not survive

Please understand that Trump plans to not only do what the US did to Japanese Americans in WWII on a massive level with Mexicans and Muslims but also destroy the economy with it

Somehow this post is going around again and it’s appeared on my own dash and I still think Trump is going to kill us all. Y'all’s protest votes did nothing.

Hey look it’s my post from 2016

Now that it’s almost 2020, can you see that this wasn’t a fucking exaggeration

Do you understand now

This is going around again and now that we’re in the Democratic Primaries and y'all are already saying about how you’ll stay home if you’re favorite doesn’t win I’d just like to remind y'all that people are dying in the Trump administration

People are dying in concentration camps at the border

Trump rolled back Obamacare and now millions more people are without insurance

Trump is rolling back environmental regulations and climate change and pollution will kill us

States are banning abortion which will affect millions of poor women and women of color and SCOTUS night overturn Roe v Wade

Hate crimes against Jews and people of color and LGBT people are going up

There are Nazis in the White House and marching in the streets

And Trump has given tax cuts to billionaires and appointed judges that will take away your constitutional rights

Are you happy with your choice to vote third party? To stay home? Was it worth it? Was all of this worth it?

We’re facing the same choice again. We can’t have four more years of this.

Fight like hell for your candidate in the primaries. Then if and when they lose, get in line behind the winner.

We failed in 2016. The life and death stakes in 2020 are even higher.

Vote. For. Democrats.

its not a vote for the lesser of two evils, its a vote for someone who is a downright evil person that surrounds himself with equally evil people or someone who wasnt your first pick

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The little trashmaid

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leskybits:
“ actvii:
“ “#taz au where everything is the same except this is where parley happens”
inspired by my own damn tags on this post
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leskybits:

actvii:

#taz au where everything is the same except this is where parley happens

inspired by my own damn tags on this post

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reallycoolsoup asked: Are you ever worried about the Netherlands being below sea level and that the sea level is rising?

chefpyro:

No. We’ll build more dams.

there was a scifi book where a kingdom built giant dams around the entire kingdom as it sunk and then the dams ended up folding in to become a dome and thats how atlantis was made.

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