Silver Tongue

Mar 29

probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

god-of-not-so-good-ideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

An enormous green dragon blocking the main trade route

 change your url or ill rip out your large intestine

Bold of you to assume I’m made of a rippable material.

-Pencil.

I posted this one and honestly my intestines already hate me - Paper

brakken:
““ dubious -.-” ”

brakken:

dubious -.-”

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mymagicgrandpa:
“Another chapter 7 page is here!
Chapter Synopsis: Suzie meets a strange man who has lost his memories, and has to help him find his work place. This leads her to an unexpected location where she finds Coach and a new mystery to...

mymagicgrandpa:

Another chapter 7 page is here!

Chapter Synopsis: Suzie meets a strange man who has lost his memories, and has to help him find his work place. This leads her to an unexpected location where she finds Coach and a new mystery to solve.  

My Magic Grandpa is a paranormal fantasy adventure that takes place in the 90s, go check it out!

Can’t post physical link or tumblr will hide these posts from searches.

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pauljpeg:

They call my dick Paul Allen’s card bc of the subtle off-white colouring and the tasteful thickness of it

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tinylilemrys:

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*david attenborough voice*

safe in the knowledge that the canal is protected from any intruders, it’s finally time for the young to feed

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thedarkattic:

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sybeezart:

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yoo look at that demon

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

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smoltiredroonstone:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

mmm block my canal daddy 😘

Dammit now people are going to start shipping the damn boat and the damn canal I hate you

I’ll leave it to someone else to check, but I will bet you anything there’s already fanfic on ao3

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CALLED IT

XXX-TRA WIDE CARGO STUFFS MAJOR SHIPPING LANE—DELIVERS HUGE PAYLOAD!!

fuck it i’m gonna get in on this

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tumblr commision me to write suez canal crack ship fic

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I got paid $4 to write an omegaverse suez canal fanfic, please someone pay me $5 not to write it

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clevermanka:

phoenixyfriend:

Like obviously there’s going to be some pretty damn negative economic effects to the Suez Canal being blocked off for multiple days in a row, and I don’t want to think about what’s going to happen if any of that cargo is, like… medication or food or other vital supplies.

BUT

The sheer absurdism of the latest crisis is a balm to my soul. I feel like it’s November 6, 2020, again, and I’m checking the computer for election updates only to see the Destiel meltdown, except now I’m trying to see if I can get vaccinated yet and instead it’s just “boat got its dick stuck in the canal wall because it’s too long” and I just have to live with that. Like it’s not a good thing but at least it’s funny.

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