Silver Tongue

Nov 23

FUCK YOU!!!!
cerolinda:
I’M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!
cerolinda:
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!
zistie:
GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE
cerolinda:
It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!
spinyax:
what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????
cerolinda:
The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????
cerolinda:
ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I’LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD
kiryma:
Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe
cerolinda:
It means he only DROPPED SOUP
cerolinda:
Sorry everyone, God didn’t drop anything worthwhile, only soup.
cerolinda:
I’m off to fight God does anyone want anything?

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:3

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milsoph:

pettyqueer:
milsoph:
thecomplaintionist:
Mingus Reedus
The holy trinity

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leftcompound:

Yo but foreal

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foolsdiamond:

jesting-mime:
pumpkin-kitty-kat:
jay-wolf-hybrid:
shaiza:
space-ex:
anneonomus:
That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition
an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds
What in the fuck u guys talking bout
These were fun times
oh my god the dots
People standing in front of the projector on purpose so that it was projected onto them instead of the board behind them
ok but we only got smart boards in my 8th grade year (MAYBE 7th?) and then i moved to highschool and even college and i never saw them ever again and i t hought for about 3 years i just hallucinated smart boards

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words-writ-in-starlight:

stinson-png:
This was funnier in my head.
If this was funnier in your head I have no idea how you’re still alive because I’m fucking dying.

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(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace, via moonpaw)