The fact that that boat got stuck and started marring the global economy right after drawing a dick with its path feels like a samurai doing a flourish to sheath his sword after slicing a dude in half
nickelodeon: zim cant hit people with his fist his hand has to be open. no punching. the children.
nickelodeon: dark harvest is allowed
If you were wondering: the thing that the studio doesn’t want depicted are unsafe activities a young child whose impulse control hasn’t grown in yet watching the show could feasibility imitate- not wearing a seatbelt, jumping off the garage roof with a pair of cardboard wings, throwing a proper punch at a peer etc. Because kids do imitate what they see around them as part of learning, so you don’t want to teach them something that could hurt someone or themselves until a bit more brain grows in.
Unsafe activities that are not within the scope of an elementary school student are fine- where’s a six year old going to get a missle launcher?
That genuinely answers a lot of questions I had about why kid-friendly media is as wonky as it is, and I love it.
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