Silver Tongue

Feb 24

pick a spongebob quote
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
you had to kill him. the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him
goodbye everyone I’ll remember you all in therapy
this is great just the 3 of us: you me and this brick wall you built between us
“don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” “not until 4.”
can I be excused for the rest of my life?
hello you’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent.
this city should be destroyed. or at least painted a different color.
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catopsis:

Pet owners/animal care providers, have you ever tasted animal food?
Yes
No
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Only food items specifically manufactured for animals counts.
If you have tried animal food, please let me know in the tags/replies what kind of animal it was meant for.

I ate dog food when i was a kid because it was the kind that looked like coco puffs and i wanted to know if it tasted like coco puffs. I was 5 at the time

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boxheadpaint:

boxheadpaint:
“ccute baby bunny compilation” “cutest rabbit videos!” “cute bunny so sweet every video” NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal

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teaboot:

milimeters-morales:
how i think some memes would be like in spider-man’s new york
I like the picture this paints of Spider-Man as some kind of quasi-cryptid chaos possum with no alter ego, just a dude in skintight spandex 25/8 living in the streets and fighting feral dogs for garbage pizza

thats just what new york is like

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adurot:

were–ralph:
beardedmrbean:
Mario party ass minigame

frogitivity2:

Please take good care of them!

noodles-07:

mea-laetitia:
cassiesinsanity:
we-willbe-thin:
g0blin-core:
Welcome to Build-a-Frog!
Click here to enter
gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it
Its been so long since Build-a-Frog came across my dash. I needed them today :)
im sobbing omg
Please do build a frog its very nice

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shieldmaiden19:

fuzzymiraclebanana:
moonlace:
prof-vermouthea:
missreaddevil:
gridbugged:
Source (x) (x)
I want one.
thought that said angels, which is objectively cooler
This post went from cyberpunk dystopia to fantasy revolution real quick
Holy shit take a look at some of the other things on that page that people have made. If the face bedazzling, the specific clothing patterns, the projector that gives you multifaces (like that one keanu reeves movie), or the other crazy masks aren’t a sign of a growing cyberpunk distopia era I don’t know what is.
I wish we didn’t have to live in any dystopian future but I would rather us slowly grow into a cyberpunk one rather than the shitty one we currently have…
Do you realize how important this is though?! Like, the society-wide social upheaval happening in Sudan, Hong Kong, Lebanon, and Iraq will happen in the US. Not ‘might’ - WILL. And all of us will have to make a choice between sitting out or risking our lives against our government. These designers are giving current and future protestors the protections necessary to fight for their rights without governments annihilating their families and their lives and that’s amazing.
Yes it’s dystopic. Reality is too - suck it up. And let’s take these tools and get to fucking protesting

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