Silver Tongue

Nov 22

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vulpyx:

this is the best pokedex description i’ve ever read :‘O

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memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

1. ball throw
2. ball catch
3. ball run
4. ball kick
5. shoot ball
6. dong touch
7. memes

get fuckin wrecked

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kaijuno:

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ilastaroth-tayre:

who is this graceful medieval noblewoman

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dndnd-memes:

A bard thing

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viostormcaller:

squeeful:

thebiscuiteternal:

incorrect-ironstrange:

I feel like the usage of the term “crack ship” has changed. When I think “crack ship”, I don’t think ‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen, so it’s crack", I think Loki/Gordon Ramsay

There’s a big difference between rarepair and crackship.

‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen’ is a non-canon ship (Ron Weasley/Harry Potter)

a rarepair is a ship that isn’t popular (Ron Weasley/Dean Thomas)

a crackship requires everyone around you ask wtf you were smoking (Ron Weasley/The Whomping Willow)

Lets please put the crack back in crackship

The only mainstream crackship left in the world is Johnny bravo and samurai jack

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onegianthand:

Clown

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game-girler-blog:

It comes with 2 subwoofers 

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chavisory:

tygermama:

Bless you, Sue

yamitamiko:

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

achillesvevo:

The most egregious iteration of this I’ve ever heard was from a friend, who was in her doctor’s office waiting room, and when the nurse called her name, she started to get up, but then another, older woman did.

And she kind of thought “Oh, weird,” but she does have a relatively common first name so she didn’t think that much about it.

A few minutes later the nurse reappears and exasperatedly calls my friend’s name again.

The other woman had decided to try to pretend to be her in order to get in to see the doctor faster.

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