Silver Tongue

Nov 21

mockiato-deactivated20200315:
pruane2:
The implication that a 50 year old Yoda is the equivalent to a human toddler is so fucking funny because it means he wouldnt have started his youngling training until he was atleast 75 and he STILL said Anakin was too old to be able to start training at like age 9 what a king
Maybe yoda just doesn’t understand human ages and was like ‘nine that’s what like…. 500? 800? Yeah that’s way too old’

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scottandhiskind:

instagrampa:
unclefather:
Excuse me she was WHAT
I really struggled to believe this until I looked it up

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“Barry’s name was originally Sildar Hallwinter” taken very literally. Walk with me.

momnar:

momnar:
Sildar Jean Hallwinter. A stuffy name that belonged to great grandpa. “Jean” said all fancylike as in “Jean Valjean”.
Heck it. That’s a mouthful. Parents called him “Darry”. Darry Jean Hallwinter.
Misspelled as “Barry” on his introductory IPRE nametag. It stuck as a joke, then became the only thing people knew him by. Barry Jean Whatshisface.
Haha “Bluejean”. Cause he wears Bluejeans all the time. It’s hilarious.
Barry J. Bluejeans.
#i’m fucking yelling good god #he just starts introducing himself as barry bluejeans by the time he gets to ipre #then at he and lup’s wedding #‘do you take sildar hallwinter to be-’ #‘do i take fucking WHOM’
I’m dying

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look at this character! their name is Mal and they are chaotic bastard!

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toastpotent:

toastpotent:
people will send you anons like “okay so you’re just gonna keep reblogging from [random user who you kinda have heard of but has a completely inconspicuous url]? ALRIGHTTTT then king 🙄🙄🙄” and it’s like. hi. did you have something to say or
“ummmmm i see you reblogging from knittingqueenandabbalover23 like you thought we wouldn’t notice…! you really want that on your blog? LMAOOOOO” can i help you

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Anonymous asked: chara, what about your holy light powers? would they do anything?

askfallenroyalty:

tearlessrain:

anthonycrowley:
anthonycrowley:
hey all my peeps from northern climates you know how sometimes ya look outside and it just like has this Look and you just Know it’s cold out like there’s no obvious signs no ice no snow you just KNOW it’s cold because you’ve lived here long enough that u look at the sky and you’re like ‘it’s cold’ how fucked up is that
oh my GOD exactly thank u for putting it into words
you know it’s REALLY COLD when there are no clouds at all and it’s painfully bright but nothing is moving and the sunlight is the color of electrum. that’s when it’s the kind of cold you can physically feel in your lungs if you go outside.

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