imagine using a holocaust symbol on a pedo pride pin and then the writer of hannibal says it’s great. good job everyone
[ID: A tweet by RavenStag Outfitters 🌈🍖 @.RavenstagO reading: “Oh damn! Hi! It’s us that got attacked for making a pin! It’s sold out at the moment because of all the fuss but will be back soon!” with an attached image of top section of an enamel pin with the words “PRO-SHIPPER”, two pink triangles, and meat shank on a rainbow background.
Bryan Fuller’s verified account @.BryanFuller replied to this saying “THIS IS A GREAT PIN”.
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[ID: A screenshot from Twitter. The first tweet is the above mentioned one from Bryan Fuller, with him further saying in a second tweet “I tried to order one, but it wasn’t listed. But I got socks, a T-shirt, and a coffee mug!”.
RavenStag Outfitters tweets back saying “AGH THANKS!! It’s out of stock but I think a pin fairy 🧚 may bless you with one when we get them in again. Can’t tell you how much your support means, 👑 of hugs”.
The date on the last tweet is 3:32am 19th March 2021.
Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.
So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess
… can i use that phrase irl?
Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.
Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.
You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly
knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk
backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.
I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.
I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito
Reading these is like literary whiplash
This whole post is gold, but the comment about the vampire’s dialect “devolving” into older and older periods when he’s angry stood out to me.
It’s a cinematic cliché for a person of any foreign nationality to revert to their native language when angry (I usually see it with Spanish-speaking characters), and my southern accent deepens as I get angrier.
It makes sense that an immortal character who saw the eras of his language change and evolve over time would speak more and more archaically as he got angrier.
Historical linguists decide to get especially ancient vampires pissed off in order to study ancient languages
are you telling me that if I get a 5000yo vampire angry enough I can directly test the glottalic theory?
*Pisses off a vampire so much that they teach me Minoan*
@deadcatwithaflamethrower because a. languages! and b. this made me think of Nizar whose vocal patterns shift all the time depending on his mood/the conversation/how pissed off he is with someone/something!
Also reblogging for the update of
*Pisses off a vampire so much that they teach me Minoan*
“Once you’ve got your teeth out of my neck, could you demonstrate what Linear B sounds like…?”
