Steps on a landmine and you can clearly see my body get blown apart and launched into the air but you turn around and I’m right behind you cleaning my ears with a q-tip
Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.
people will say shit like ‘this is exactly like 1984 like gorgeous orwell said’ and then turn around and buy an alexa and tell siri their blood type and tell their fitbit about their heart conditions and tell their smart fridge their bank card number you Stupid idiot whore if the man you keep invoking was alive to see you live like this hed spit on you with all his might and then hed spit on your wife cause he hated women
