Silver Tongue

Feb 23

ericthearchmage:

kingstooth:

it is never too late to retroactively slap some fat on a character

@demilypyro *eats burger, chases with estrogen*

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cosmicretreat:

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evilwizard:

evilwizard:

*at the door to the selkie convention* good evening, ladies—allow me to take your coats

QUICK UPDATE: i am paying 182 alimony checks

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medianox-astrum:

lothwolf-run:

byelacey:

enbee-ai:

tehm-allied:

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nope

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very interesting to take outrage over a more inclusive flag at its word lol and by “interesting” i mean question this shit

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i love these pictures even more knowing the flyers paid specifically to use this flag for gritty

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drag-on-dra-goon:
“stupidbeecandle:
“mcnerds:
“ghostingrose:
“stupidbeecandle:
“drinkyourjuiceshelby:
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I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept....

drag-on-dra-goon:

stupidbeecandle:

mcnerds:

ghostingrose:

stupidbeecandle:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

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I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.


That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

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you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

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atomicrobotlive:

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Via George Takei, who adds: “Overheard: ‘Not all heroes wear capes. Or tops, it seems.’”

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astraldemise:

a two frame gif of the pokemon sneaselALT

nervous creature. please be patient

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marusketch:

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Tinkaton May cosplay doodle

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megafreeman:

bitchcrime:

rattlesnek:

rattlesnek:

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Compilation

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More

obsessed with them

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incendavery:

A four-panel diary comic featuring a purple crow.  Panel 1: Ten years ago. “I should get a Homestuck tattoo,” think the crow. Panel 2: “I DEFINITELY wouldn't regret THAT! I love Homestuck!” the crow continues.  Panel 3: Present day. The crow remembers.  Panel 4: The crow thinks, “I'M SO GLAD I DIDN'T DO THAT."ALT

near miss

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@turing-tested

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