Silver Tongue

Nov 16

outofcontextdnd:

Wizard: Be careful, there’s a werewolf around here

*Werewolf howls in the distance*

Guard: Was that it?!

Wizard: Nah- that’s just it’s howl

maplebungus:

lonelyoperator:

memedong:

maplebungus:

loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

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oreos new home is this post

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evilaye:

evilaye:

tumblr group chats being invite only BUT publicly readable is so funny the chaos i foresee

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THIS COULD NOT BE MESSIER

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eitherpennyorlily:

this-dude-over-here:

dogrocks:

dogrocks:

watching supernanny is so surreal because it’s like my cat from hell where 99.9% of the time it’s always the parents fucking up and never the kids as they’re just abiding by how they’ve been raised

parents: my children are spawns of satan, every day i wake up to them screaming and running around the home where they’re always knocking shit over and causing a mess. they are so rude and they never calm down and we’re on our last legs because we want a divorce because of them

supernanny: do they have any toys?

parents: do they have any what

parents: my kids disrespect me all the time and don’t listen to a single thing I say and I’ve tried everything to fix it but none of it has worked, you’re our last hope supernanny

supernanny: do you ever spend time with them, listen to them, talk to them or show interest in their lives at all?

parents: no why would I do that

I once whatched an episode of supernanny (we had a Brazilian version) and the dad was PISSED at supernanny for saying he couldn’t hit his kids because “I was raised like that and turned out just fine” and she dead ass looked him in the eye and asked “do you resent your parents? Do you love and trust them? Did you always tell them the truth and counted on them, or did you hide things from them in fear of their response?” and when he was like”… well, that’s just how parents and kids go” she was like “no, it isn’t. Do you really want your children to live like that? Do you want your kids to respect you or do you want them to trust you?” and that guy B R O K E

whenever someones like “i was hit as a kid and i turned out fine” its like…. youre didnt turn out fine if you think that hitting kids is okay

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fan-art-ic:

My art history teacher is like “there were ZERO women artists during the renaissance well there was Sofonisba but that’s it” and I’m STEAMING bc there WERE more female artists during the Renaissance and I KNOW this bc I spent hours researching women artists in the Renaissance so I could figure out what to name my girl ninja turtle oc when I was 11

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uncertainti:

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gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

dnd parties meeting up in a tavern gets a lot funnier when you consider that even by the standards of the world a group that consists of multiple fantasy races, some of whom are wearing fancy armor and robes and/or openly carrying magical items and weapons, all showing up at roughly the same time and taking a table together probably isn’t a regular or expected occurrence

all the other patrons in the tavern when the dnd party which consists of a 7ft tall orc, a hot pink tiefling, a halfling warrior, a human wearing magical glowing armor, a sinister looking hooded figure, an aasimar and a half-elf bard walk in

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you can solve this plothole by making adventuring a common thing in the world and its not unusual for plucky and edgy young adults to go to a tavern to escape their troubles either through drink or quest

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