Silver Tongue

Mar 17

inthefallofasparrow:

inthefallofasparrow:

inthefallofasparrow:

iguesssoyeaj:

indoraptorz:

dickdefeater:

gayvian:

gayvian:

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why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

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No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

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Fixed

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logarto:

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do you want evil clown dinner

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millennial-review:

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powerfulwizard:

aintmyjewelry:

aintmyjewelry:

the photos of prince philip leaving the hospital have my fucking yelling

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that’s a corpse just walking around

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Im fully convinced that theyre just weekend at bernies-ing prince phillip

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trans-madeline:

jesin00:

memesbyeloise:

worm-suggestion:

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This is the largest and second largest animals in the whole world.

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Whale for comparison

No, these are just the 3 largest rodents.

THREE? INCLUDING THE WHALE?

I mean, whales ARE mammals

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beachdeath:

thestateonmtv:

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

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randomslasher:
“kalichnikov:
“beyoncescock:
“w h y
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I’m more entertained by the fact that OP’s friend and girlfriend were ready to wholeheartedly and without question accept and follow a recipe that called for 102 cloves of garlic.
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i mean if a...

randomslasher:

kalichnikov:

beyoncescock:

w h y

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I’m more entertained by the fact that OP’s friend and girlfriend were ready to wholeheartedly and without question accept and follow a recipe that called for 102 cloves of garlic.

i mean if a recipe tells you that you need garlic, you need at least twice the amount the recipe says

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