Silver Tongue

Mar 17

inthefallofasparrow:
inthefallofasparrow:
iguesssoyeaj:
indoraptorz:
dickdefeater:
gayvian:
gayvian:
why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??
No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary
Fixed

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logarto:

do you want evil clown dinner

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millennial-review:

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powerfulwizard:

aintmyjewelry:
aintmyjewelry:
the photos of prince philip leaving the hospital have my fucking yelling
that’s a corpse just walking around

Im fully convinced that theyre just weekend at bernies-ing prince phillip

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trans-madeline:

jesin00:
memesbyeloise:
worm-suggestion:
This is the largest and second largest animals in the whole world.
Whale for comparison
No, these are just the 3 largest rodents.
THREE? INCLUDING THE WHALE?

I mean, whales ARE mammals

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beachdeath:

thestateonmtv:
So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment
usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

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randomslasher:

kalichnikov:
beyoncescock:
w h y
I’m more entertained by the fact that OP’s friend and girlfriend were ready to wholeheartedly and without question accept and follow a recipe that called for 102 cloves of garlic.

i mean if a recipe tells you that you need garlic, you need at least twice the amount the recipe says

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