I still can’t believe that in the last 10 years Superman, Green Arrow, Flash and Supergirl all had live-action shows about them with 100-200 episodes, meanwhile Batman literally didn’t have his own show since the 60′s??
Like yeah he’s definitely overexposed on the big screen, but the fact fact that he (nor any of the Batkids) never had their own TV show is crazy to me.
Was anybody going to tell me that Alfred already has his own solo show and it’s currently on it’s 2nd season??
And the Batmobile is apparently is going to have its own show too??
Okay but the fact that Teen Titans Go managed to predict this makes all of this even funnier
I love all these beautiful bitter paintings of the Ides of March and I mean I love ole’ Julius C. but nothing beats this as the best representation of the day:
you know how most of the things humans use as spices are poisonous or repellent to most other mammals? and you know how anything vaguely d&d inspired has dwarves being way more poison resistant than even humans?
dwarf cuisine shouldn’t be bland, it should be unimaginably spicy and potentially harmful or fatal to humans. like green potato and rhubarb leaf salad with a festive garnish of yew berries and deadly nightshade berries, that kind of thing.
Concept: humans think it’s bland cuz rather than memorizing what kills humans it’s safer to just pass on the spices.
human: oh, so it’s a boiled potato with no seasonings, huh? and an extremely well-done cut of meat. also no seasonings. and a cup of tea with…. no tea in it. just some water. okay. thanks. it’s just like mom used to make.
dwarves, proudly: for dessert we put a handful of loose change in a pumpkin and we’re gonna roll it down a hill for you!
human: …….that’s….so nice of you.
dwarf: wait
human: *chews furtively*
dwarf: what do you have there???
human: *chews faster*
dwarf: NO DROP IT
human, still frantically chewing: *SCURRIES INTO THE NEAREST MINESHAFT*
Apparently you get automatically suspended from twitter if you say the word “Memphis”
Turns out it was true lol
there was a rally against the pipeline today with Al Gore speaking put on by Memphis Community Against the Pipeline! please please please pay attention to this. we could be the next flint, michigan.
