Silver Tongue

Feb 22

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athena-viviana:

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squirrledworld:

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muhlisss:

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bunjywunjy:

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giugirl743:

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aaays-and-bees:

vergak:

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Zillow house listings

>go right

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>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

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>…go back to the right

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Go left

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Go forward

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> Ascend

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Go right ->

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Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

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Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

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chirasul:

papasmoke:

usb drives you find lying on the ground are modern day cursed amulets

just over a decade ago, i was a student at a big state university and i worked at a computer lab on campus. and people would leave flash drives there every fuckin day we’re talkin like dozens of flash drives a week. and what’s really wild to me is that they generally would NEVER come back and ask for their flash drive. like, maybe 1 in a 100 came to the desk and asked for their flash drive back so we’d just have boxes and boxes of flash drives. hundreds of them. and let me tell you, people would leave all sorts of crazy shit on those (it was my job to check). mostly homework of course but also, like, entire music and movie collections, games, personal photos, extremely personal photos, and, like, tax documents. do u know how many times i found a flash drive with someone’s complete tax return and academic record on it? with like their social security number and everything? it’s a good thing i’m not into identity theft because working there was easy mode. anyway about once a month i’d wipe all the drives less than 256MB in size, load em up with furry porn, and leave them around parties like easter eggs

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an-idiot-artist:

nightfoot:

Tumblr going hog on vanilla extract is proof that we’re forgetting the old wisdom of ancient memes.

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Immediately what I thought of when I saw this

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catboychuuuya:

forgondor:

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

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canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

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canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

watching movies is so much more fun once your ear is trained to recognize the Wilhelm scream and the Dies Irae

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You both get it

If you would like to join the fun and train your ear (aka never be able to be normal during a movie again)

Wilhelm Scream compilation

Dies Irae compilation

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Another important truth

dont forget about the stock sound effect for every pot breaking

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chickensgod:

freakoutgirl:

dw if I die I will still haunt the narrative

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moonpaw:

does anyone have any book recommendations that has a good audiobook version??

tim curry did an audiobook for series of unfortunate events. i def recommend it.

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huffylemon:

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rtgrl:

suburban-justice:

my 60yo technologically challenged dad is obsessed with silverback gorillas for some reason and today he asked what a furry was. when i explained it and explained fursonas he said without missing a beat “i’d be a gorilla” and im still shaking over this….. this man announced his own fursona within one (1) minute i.e. 60 seconds of learning what a furry is

get him a commission for his next birthday

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lemonsilly:

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greet him

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