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Scout Returns With News Of Quicker Checkout Line To The East
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french people talk english like they lost all their teeth and self respect
american and english people cant talk french at all. who sucks toes now huh
im from quebec osti de tabarnak
Chuj ci w brzuch.
Spusczamy mu wpierdol chłopcy
Aaa……… jak suce ten tego to…. hehe..
My poruchamy chętnie….
now just WHAT in TARNATION are yall yammerin on about?
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A man and a woman meet in heaven and fall in love.
They walk up to God and ask to be married.
God says give me some time and I’ll get back to you. Three or four years pass and God finally tells the man and woman that he can have them married.
A few more years pass and the man and woman fall out of love. They approach God once more and this time they ask for a divorce.
God responds “It took me four years to find a priest in this place. How long do you think it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!”
JEFF WE’VE TALKED ABOUT UR URL
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Password sharing is not piracy any more than loaning your friend a DVD or watching a movie with your family is piracy. The service is already paid for. Execs just consider sharing to be eeeevil because they can’t exploit every individual person.
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New Sonic trailer dropped and,
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UNDERTALE WHAT
https://twitter.com/undertalelive/status/1194374773691817985?s=19
Toby Fox is really living his best god damned life right now
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Nerd Character: [sentence with 11th-grade levels of vocabulary and one scientific term]
“Normal Person” Character: In English, please.
“Normal Person” Character: yo, let me tell you about this guy Beowulf–
Nerd Character: In Old English, please.
“Normal Person” Character: Hwæt! Wé Gárdena in géardagum þéodcyninga þrym gefrúnon
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