Silver Tongue

Nov 11

sharkpilot:

tjisageek:

bigtea3:

The vibe station…..

*sticks fingers in the table holes*

*gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.“

*lays across it like a french girl and deep throats pizza sticks*

(Source: vile-things, via )

stanleykubricky:

stanleykubricky:

stanleykubricky:

my brain is fired 

i mean fried

yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit

(via robustquestioner)

dunsparce:

(Source: cryptid-sighting, via mentaltypo)

teaboot:

marzipanandminutiae:

high-waisted pants and skirts are just things that sit at most people’s natural waists and we’ve been somehow conned into believing that’s “high” send tweet

We’re recovering from the early 2000’s Whale Tail

(via stemmmm)

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dragon-in-a-fez:

incredibly hot take on an old conspiracy theory here

i cant believe satan invented inflation porn

(via )

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(Source: shencomix, via jadewares)

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pyrlspite:

pyrlspite:

vhs this cassettes floppies that so aesthetic where’s the laserdisc stans

“discs so stupid big you have to find a picture of one next to a human person to fully comprehend the size of these things“

(via turing-tested)