Silver Tongue

Feb 19

txttabloid asked:

Mews new unite outfit is so precious. I wonder if it’s just doll clothing that the little mew fit into

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xxtc-96xx:

Nice try unite but I ain’t playing until Mewtwo gets added XD

thesaltofcarthage:

perforatedsanity:

kreature-ofthenight:

obscureoldguy:

ossimoroblog:

Ossimoro

FREE PILLOW FIGHTS!

I love that most people once they realized what was happening just went full Berserk mode without a care

also the man dropping his walking cane to have an anime like elder master reveal

This wonderful human is bringing so much joy into the world. He’s reminding people they’re allowed to play. That they can be silly in public. That fun can come in unexpected places and at unexpected times. I wish I knew who he was. I’d donate so he could buy more pillows and bring more fun into the world - once it’s safe enough to.

Grandpa legit kicked his ass with glee.

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confield:

breadcunt:

confield:

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is “feral” or making you “feral.” You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn’t define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

We’re like shooting stars you and I

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Anonymous asked:

cutie marks are so funny to me cause like. what if your life's calling + something you liked doing was flipping burgers. you get the mickey d's cutie mark the first time you step into a mcdonalds and everyone's like "woah i guess you're hired once the labor laws won't get us". do you think that shit factors into job interviews. someone with a gem carving cutie mark walks into a finance office and they're like "no go find a jeweler to hire you".

punkitt-is-here:

this is extremely funny because now im imagining ponies putting on fake cutiemarks suited for the job so that they have a better chance of being hired

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consider people trying to bullshit their way into explaining how their cutiemark is symbolic of relevant job qualifications

micro-usb:

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onesecretperson asked:

I suppose I'll request tails the fox if you feel like drawing him.

jorrated:

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hes going to be the fluffiest little boy ever

kuravix:

A five panel comic of Tony Tony Chopper in a Pokemon au. Panel 1: a concerned Castform asks "Chopper, could you ask Nami to take a break please." A smiling Chopped responds "Of course! I'll let her know you're worried." Panel 2: From left to right is a Galarian Farfetch'd, Aipom, Sableye, Chopper, Steenee and a Swirlix. A cheerful Aipom sitting on its tail says "I want Luffy to know he's my best friend!" A Steenee say "Tell Sanji I want to make a mix-berry cheesecake!" Chopper has his eyes shut with a polite smile while looking a bit overwhelmed. His hands are raised in a 'give me some space' kind of gesture. He says "Ok,ok, I will. One at a time please..." Panel 3: A Nickit says "Remind Nami she owes me a fancy ring." A feisty Clobbopus with its fists raised says "Tell Zoro I'm gonna beat his ass!" Chopper is now holding a book and writing in it. He says "Let me write this down..." An eerie speech bubble in the corner says in distorted text "Chopper..."ALT
Panel 4: A Spiritomb looms over Chopper with a thin grin. The background is a fuzzy mess of dark purple, blue and green. The two characters are shadowed. Spiritomb speaks with an eerie speech bubble. The text is distorted and in different fonts. "Please say to Mistress Robin I love her soooo much~" Behind the text the words repeat in a lighter shade as if multiple voices are speak at once. Panel 5: Chopper is drawn very simply with no shading or light details. With a lack of emotion on Chopper's face, he says "Okay."ALT

Chopper can speak to Pokemon, so they often ask him to translate for them. It can get overwhelming at times…

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jestre:

jitterbugjive:

dduane:

somecunttookmyurl:

somecunttookmyurl:

nostalgicfun:

What was your first source of portable music? Walkman? CD player with headphones? MP3 Player? iPod? Phone? 

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my fucking god these tags aged me 50 years

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they’re literally the size of a CD, hen. you can still buy them

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presumably anti skip technology has evolved since then and actually reliably works now (if you jolt a cd drive when it’s playing the laser reading it will also jolt around and songs will skip - not useful when walking. anti skip technology is meant to stabilise so it doesn’t happen. very rarely was this actually the fucking case)

you’d carry around a little flip folder of CDs like this in your bag

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often containing at least one mixtape cd you burned yourself, or that someone else had made you, with the tracklist written on it in sharpie


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common from the late 90s - early/mid 00s when MP3 players and iPods started to take over

Been there. Had these. 😄

The fact that people don’t know about CD players, and I came from recording mixtapes on cassette… oof

However, portability does not apply to records. :D

i had a cd player that came with those headphones that were extremely uncomfortable because they folded around the ear to stay on

bidet-of-evil:

bidet-of-evil:

you have to give up one of these foods forever. pretending that all these can be sourced ethically, without harming the environment, animals, or people, and that you have no allergies or adverse health effects to any of them, which one goes?

eggs

potatoes

chocolate

cheese

garlic

See Results

those of you voting against eggs are dead to me

sorry but out of all of these, chocolate is the one i can go without. it hurts to give it up but there are other sweets in the world.

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rustingbridges:

sigmaleph:

sandmandaddy69:

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what’s this ‘wife’ business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

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