Remember all those times you jokingly said that you’d give your soul for something and then later it just kinda happened? Well now you’re dead and turns out a lot of demons claim that you gave them your soul…
luckily when you were alive you were an attorney in divorce court. Youre an expert at at manipulating who gets custody of what. and while it may be hard to outsmart one demon with your own demonic lawyer skills, its significantly easier to outsmart dozens with your dozenfold demonic lawyer skills. between all the dipositions, delays, discovery and custody hearings for each and every demon, a millenia have passed. by now most demons dont even remember that your a mortal. eventually they give up and you retain your soul along with all the powers you sold it for. after all you are a lawyer. and nobody makes a better demon than a lawyer.
My intention isn’t to BOSS people around. But people who don’t create on tumblr really have to understand that if creators stop posting here, you won’t have anything else to like but maybe memes. If you want content to circle around to your dashboard… you have to pay it forward and reblog. That is why this website is dying. The Ban is not the only reason.
And its like…. people dont even fucking realize how special tumblr is
Tumblr doesn’t have verified checkmarks. Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm to you show ❝The Best Stuff❞. Tumblr doesn’t display how many followers you have. Tumblr isn’t obsessed with subscriptions.
Tumblr is an even playing field compared to websites like Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube. Which means its up to us, the users, to spread the word of people we enjoy– the way the internet should be.
I’m not asking you to reblog shit you don’t like. I’m not asking you to reblog everything out of pity. But when you see a post you genuinely like, reblog it.
