Silver Tongue

Mar 05

teaboot:

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My little brother loves Gravity Falls. As a gift, I bought him a little pocket journal and filled it with notes in invisible ink

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papasmoke:

grimeclown:

papasmoke:

prince phillips organs shutting down like cascading dominos while the doctors frantically stuff him full of replacements harvested from kidnapped street orphans

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Little Bartholomew your sacrifice for the crown was not in vain

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vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

I was just visiting my cousin’s island and got TRAPPED in a MAZE and I was like “hey why is there a maze here” and she was like “oh that’s my Labyrinth.”

It took up like half her island and had pitfalls in it.

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she told me “mazes have multiple exits, but a labyrinth only has one” in the most matter of fact cheerful way while I was starving to death somewhere in the middle.

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aigenderated:

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aigenderated:

aigenderated:

Bread Instagram is INSANE

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HOW ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THIS!!! HOW ARE YOU CELEBRATING. YOUR BREAD IS MISSING ITS BREAD!!!!! YOUR BREAD HAS NO BREAD IN YOUR BREAD!!!!

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This guy says it has a “light and airy crumb” YEAH ILL BET!

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soupwife:

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Mar 04

redloftwingfeathers:

being a Sunshine veteran is pain

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ninja-no-rose:
“remember to take breaks from your physical forms every now and then
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ninja-no-rose:

remember to take breaks from your physical forms every now and then 

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smegma-factory:
“YOUR BABY SHITTING?! ? GIVE HIM SOME HEROIN!!!
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smegma-factory:

YOUR BABY SHITTING?! ? GIVE HIM SOME HEROIN!!!

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