Silver Tongue

Nov 04

queen-of-hearts92:

princesszeldaz:

I really like the way Sakurai said he didn’t include BOTW Princsss Zelda “because she prefers her studies instead of fighting” because it implies that every other Princess Zelda is 100% ready to Throw Down

So if BOTW Zelda could speak to the other Zeldas it would boil down to:

BOTW Zelda: What should I do to resolve this?

Literally every other Zelda:

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graaaaceeliz:

badjokesbyjeff:

Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One of them sees a tree in the distance that’s draped in bacon. “It’s a bacon tree! We’re saved!” he says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.

It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

I let out a single loud ha

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bagginshield:

gallusrostromegalus:

systlin:

philosoverted:

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

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deathcomes4u:

valkyah:

blitch-static:

cadenceofhyrule:

lesbianistictendencies:

goblesbian:

tallwife:

Two trucks getting divorced :(

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*Cybertronian War Ensues*

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death-420:

shlongfongler:

death-420:

no one ever talks about how evil and ominous carol of the bells sounds?

I have a distinct memory from when i was a kid of listening to the trans-siberian orchestra version during the first snow of the year and just standing outside pretending to be a vampire so yeah it has that kind of energy

oh we all pretend to be vampires to that version

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goodjokehappyhalloween:

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via Palm Beach County Tenants Union on Twitter

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ignescent:

guardianofreaks:

the-watcher-734:

captain-price-official:

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What gives you the right to tax him 50%?

What gives him the right to run a company with employees on welfare while paying no federal taxes?

Kill him as warning to the rest, draw and quarter him hang his entrails across the empirem

Also, and here’s a thing - folks will stop using amazon if climate change kills us all. More than anything, I am entirely and constantly confused at how fucking /short term/ the billionaires thought processes are. You know what’s good for your company? Having a living customer base.

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achillesroof:

My favorite thing about “Ok Boomer” is that, instead of arguing, the youth unconsiously and collectively decided to literally just verbally wave boomers off and treat them like children who won’t shut up and i think that’s beautiful

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