Silver Tongue

Mar 02

theslowesthnery:

theslowesthnery:

theslowesthnery:

i feel like shit so can i show you guys my favourite minotaur statues/sculptures

warning for artistic nudity i guess

first, there’s this lovely guy

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if i don’t gush over back muscles assume i am dead

then there’s this unnecessarily horny theseus and minotaur

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another theseus and minotaur. theseus leave the minotaur alone challenge

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nice butts and back muscles, i approve

then there’s this gorgeous lad

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but my favourite is this pensive li’l guy

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please look at him and his little tail and how he’s leaning on his own horn and is kinda just trying to figure things out. amazing

thank you, that’s all

wait i forgot one

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“well now i’m not doing it”

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tobyxtots:

so ive been watching atla and (book 3 spoilers)

i just want to point out that prince sozin and avatar roku had such a realistic friendship because when roku gets bummed out he couldnt work up the courage to talk to the girl he likes, sozin just straight up just starts putting grass on roku’s face for no reason at all other than the innate urge to rip up grass and put it on someone and roku just lets him

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if that isnt friendship i don’t know what is

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saddestbackflip:

mikushardlemonade:

A thrilling sequel

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mr-elementle:

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hovfire:

wastelander997:

I feel like people forget that Toon Link is, canonically, the only Link aside from maybe the original NES one to permanently kill Ganondorf.


Like in all of Toon Link’s games (at least the ones following Wind Waker) he never fights Ganon again. He kills him once and for all.


This dumbass

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I just find that funny

he wasn’t even the chosen one or anything he just woke up one day, got his sister kidnapped, made the gods acknowledge him, and killed ganon

Literally searched the entire ocean to put the triforce of courage back together and rebuilt the master sword almost from scratch.

Also side note ganon is the most cunning and dangerous in this game of them all since he, again, got rid of the triforce and master sword before the game even began.

If he didn’t kidnap links sister he would have won

It’s my personal headcanon that the reason windwaker’s sequels are so weird in terms of villains, is because this little bastard ENDED demise’s curse. Like the curse was that Demise would return with the hero and zelda over and over, and since this kid WASN’T a reincarnation of the hero he ended the curse by breaking the cycle through sheer big brother energy

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turing-tested:

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i thought that was a tall guy with a mask and a knife in the wnidow

memecucker:

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