Silver Tongue

Nov 03

hilbeth:

lily-orchard:

bumble-bitch-sanders:

wooloo-lesbianism:

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

Pros of a tall gf:

-she can reach everything

-she can wear those gorgeous and long swooshy dresses without drowning in the fabric

-she still rocks heels, I mean, hello??? Tall girls in heels??? Yes??? PLEASE?

- can curb stomp facist easily

Cons of a tall gf

-none, you’re just cowardly

Pros of a short gf

- I can give her piggyback rides

- she short which means I can pick her up randomly

- she’s got a better angle for throat punching facist

- great at stealing my clothes and wearing em

Cons of a short gf

- none

Pros of a disabled gf

- she’s still her own independent person

- she’s intelligent, often times having some of the most profound things to say that people often ignore because they’re stupid

-she’s got a unique lifestyle that’s gonna be best for her and she’s gonna live life as much as she can as comfortably as she can

-stronger than any US marine

-hates fascist

Cons of a disabled gf

-none

Finally a Tumblr Post that speaks to me

Pros of an autistic gf

-She stims when she’s happy

-She tells you about her special interests

-She’s super knowledgeable about her favorite topics

Cons of an autistic gf

-none

(Source: did-not-listen-to-edna-mode, via newbarrk)

Nov 02

Blizzard be like

deafgaming:

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fireballftw1123:

lella-omezzin:

tilthat:

TIL: Adobe is developing audio-editing software that, when combined with new facial reenactment/manipulation software, can essentially allow anyone on the Internet to create realistic video of anyone saying anything.

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nothing bad will ever come out of this

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cherryspliced:

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cadeuces sketch dump ❤

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scraps-is-busy:
“ murder-masquerade:
“ Maps for the manor | Character Profiles
Welcome to our No Host November special! At around 5pm, the body of the host was found by Summer Stars while returning some books to the library.
The dead still linger...

scraps-is-busy:

murder-masquerade:

Maps for the manor | Character Profiles

Welcome to our No Host November special! At around 5pm, the body of the host was found by Summer Stars while returning some books to the library.

The dead still linger about the house, the curse that limits their speech has been lifted. They will be available to help in this case.

[Victim]: The Host
[Cause of Death]: Unknown
[State of the Body]: It seems hollow, doll-like. Cold to the touch. No signs of external injury.
[Death Location]: Library
[Body Location]: Floor
[Time of Discovery]: Around 5PM

Guest Alibis

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Despite being Dead, Scraps is open for questions on who did it. 

considering how the last two went, probably hex

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doubleca5t:

runawaymarbles:

haleyblogsdaily:

Okay, consider this:

Supernatural, but instead of Sam and Dean it’s Drake and Josh.

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isn’t that just Buzzfeed Unsolved

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