Silver Tongue

Nov 01

look at this freaking exit dialog i got

grawly:

delmondo:

the OS equivalent of a clown pulling out a really long chain of handkerchiefs from his pocket

(via taffybuns)

momir:

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

(Source: r4cs0, via newbarrk)

zorth needs more appreciation

(Source: theweirdwideweb, via newbarrk)

scarlettrosemarlen:

silver-tongues-blog:

neomikey:

thepokeduck:

jared-the-dm:

dnd-homebrew5e:

Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.

Originally posted by sashaedits

Ah yes, the necromancer subclass: necrodancer

God tier is Travis McElroy making a bubbly disabled necromaner made a squirrel skeleton dance hello my baby hello my darling hello my ragtime gal

socialistexan:

saint-butch:

punkphobe:

punkphobe:

have you ever clicked on a boomers profile before and 99.9% of the time it looks exactly like this

tumblr edition

Can I get even a single source on racism from terfs, please?

TERFs accusing Caster Senemya, a black cis female athlete, of being trans because she is too muscular/too good of an athlete

TERFs accusing East Asian women of being men because they have short hair and don’t have bodies that look “traditionally” feminine

TERF spouting literal actual Nazi eugenics (note: can’t link the account is now deleted or private)

TERF accusing Jews of pushing “trans ideology” and that George Soros (y'know, the guy Nazis use as a stand in for Jews controling the world), Jennifer Pritzger, and Martine Rothblatt (both also Jewish), funding the “trans agenda”

Janice Reymond refered transgender men as the “final solution of women” which is both very anti-Semitic and disregards that the target of the first Nazi book burning was the Institut Fur Sexualwissenschaft which coined the term transsexual and performed the first SRS.

TERFs like Cathy Brennan and organizations like WoLF routinely work with racists (sometimes even neo-nazis) to achieve their anti-trans endgoals. Brennan worked with the Pacific Justice Insititute (which is classified by the SPLC as a hate group and compared gay marriage to the Holocaust) to fabricate stories of trans women assaulting cis little girls in bathrooms.

WoLF is literally working with the Trump Administration (who are very, very racist) to bar trans civil rights.

They appropriated the work of Kimberlé Crenshaw to claim intersectional feminism doesn’t include trans women when Crenshaw herself very much said it did.

Honestly I could keep going on about how often they’ve harassed cis women of color or worked with neo-nazis or cling to a very euro-centric sense of what makes one a woman, but I think you’re getting my point here.

(via demon-space-boi)

abraxasgrip:

(via turing-tested)

lettering-is-my-music:

lesbianslytherins:

tilthat:

TIL there are nerve endings that exist only to recognize a gentle stroking touch. Their activation decreases the heart rate and activates the smile muscle. Their optimal speed is 3-5 cm/s, which means we are genetically wired to cuddle and caress each other at predetermined velocities.

via reddit.com

Anyone wanna gently stroke me at 3-5 cm/s

(via robustquestioner)

silver-tongues-blog:

gearholder:

blazing-forge:

chefpyro:

blazing-forge:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

how is almond milk even milk

almonds dont have tiddies my dude where does the milk come from

then just call it nut juice

why even pretend it’s milk

why the deception

why are they lying to the people

“nut juice”

The very sound of that is probably the reason for the deception.

reblog if  delicious almond nut juice makes you wanna bust a nut

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God damn it, Chef.

Almonds are not nuts, they are seeds goddamnit >:U

So then it would be seed juice?