Silver Tongue

Oct 31

the-brodie-set:
“This tracks.
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the-brodie-set:

This tracks.

(via revscarecrow)

pugnacious-pacifism:
“ heir-to-the-diamond-throne:
“The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer.
”
This is something I cannot advocate...

pugnacious-pacifism:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer.

This is something I cannot advocate for enough

(Source: twitter.com, via jitterbugjive)

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:

I want a burial at sea when I die. Not because I love the sea but because I fucking hate it and I want it to have to deal with my fucking dead ass body fuck you

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The Flying Dutchman 2!!

del3141:

kittydesade:

unclefather:

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

(Source: unclefather, via rockboci)

maeborowski:

wheatley-blogs:

toby fox was like fuck you, be sad about a fictional goat. fuck you

we were all like yes sir right away sir as many goats as youd like

and we loved it

(Source: cooper-blogs, via taffybuns)

manicbones:

actuallycptsd:

furiousgoldfish:

abusive parents will go off about how expensive it is to keep you around and how they have no money and what a fucking burden you are and they don’t see the irony?

dude. you MADE me. what the fuck were you thinking. stupid idiot loser. go back to that moment and don’t have sex. problem fucking solved. what the fuck do you expect me to do, die now that you decided having kids is inconvenient? wow. maybe you should have thought this thru.

when my mom says this shit to me i typically reply “well if kids are so expensive then you should have had an abortion” to which she replies “but i wanted you” and i say “then you made this choice, you did this to yourself. its not my fault you made a bad financial decision” and then she gets so mad that she refuses to speak to me for a while. she hasnt brought this up in over 2 months now.

in the same vein: don’t fuck your kids up and then complain about all the money you’re spending on therapy

(via irailleth-archive)

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:

How do drunk people not fall off and die during penthouse parties

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*falls off a 40 story building but when I hit the ground I just bounce away*

fun fact, if someone was frozen completely with liquid nitrogen and dropped from a high place, they wouldnt shatter, they would bounce very fast