Silver Tongue

Feb 27

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the-cosmic-goddess-deactivated2:

capuris:

me at anyone who interacts with my posts

Why are they in cars when they can break the sound barrier in their sneakers?

being fast isnt everything. sometimes you just gotta chill

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ko-is-an-insomniac:

funny-tik-toks:

Cain and Abel

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thebestpersonherelovesbucky:

swingsetindecember:

kiralamouse:

movebackintime:

bygodstillam:

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

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Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

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And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

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https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

I’m watching with IMDB open so I can figure out Where I Know That Actor From (the answer is “The Office” with surprising frequency so far)

tiffany haddish, retta, pedro pascal, diego luna and JACK BLACK!!!

seriously if you haven’t seen this, it’s the best thing that 2020 did.

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wadey-wilson:

when ppl ask why i’m nice to the low-wage workers

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do-what-i-yoinky:

darkmagiciangirl:

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

Being on tumblr for years like:


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Fun fact: just last night a post i made about bread n 2014 popped up on my dash

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bentrollio:

overlyactivepingpongball:

the-most-beautiful-duwang:

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do not separate them…..

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

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Starter Pokémon in Ohio…

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corantus:

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guys this is just a theory but sinnoh confirmed?

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itziwitzib:

wiz-witch:

hearmeouteliza:

kakarrot-blog:

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

Listen, Phineas is the ADHD idea guy and Ferb is the autistic engineer who figures out how to make it happen, and them’s just the facts.  If Ferb wanted to do something else, he’d just…do it.

Plus Phineas does let Ferb decide the idea of the day if he wants (seriously go watch the Max Modem episode if you believe Phineas doesn’t). And more often than not, they’re on the same wavelength with Phineas saying that they’re thinking the same thing, Ferb silently prompting an idea, or even Ferb pulling out plans as soon as Phineas has an idea

Will not accept this Phineas slander

Literally the first dialog from the whole show is Phineas asking “Ferb what you want to do today?”

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