If you’re an American and ever go to another country my biggest advice to you is to go someplace “American themed”. Even if it’s just a seasonal section in a grocery store. It’s always a good time and sometimes it’s even cute.
When I was in Germany my cousins dragged me to a “rodeo” and it was hilarious. It was just a clown and his assistant in bad cowboy outfits lassoing things. Literally a clown. I’m not making that part up. There were no horses or bulls. I’ve seen more impressive lasso tricks from four year olds.
It was so fun. The American section of the grocery store in Switzerland had blueberry juice in it. What the hell is blueberry juice? Delightful, is what it is. 10/10 not accurate in the slightest would recommend. I’m glad they’re having fun.
My middle school teacher’s wife is from Japan. And the first time he visited Japan around Christmas her family plopped a sponge cake with strawberries in front of him like “look!!!”
And my teacher is like “???? Nice!”“
And they tell him "it’s Christmas Cake!”
So he learns Japan has Christmas Cake, which is an “American thing.” Except if you’re American, you’re realizing Christmas Cake is NOT a thing we do.
They were pretty devastated that their American custom was made up. But hey, Christmas Cake is GOOD. so win lose
One thing I love about Lucretia Adventurezone is that she gives off this air of gravitas, she looks super put together, and then you actually pay attention to her track record and it’s like:
All my friends told me this plan was dumb and wouldn’t work but I’m gonna try it anyway
Tries to take notes during a bar fight
This organization will only last until we’ve found all the Relics, which is why the bracers are impossible to remove
Gives one of said irremovable bracers to a growing child. Also offers said child a job.
Tells everyone there are seven Grand Relics and they don’t have any of them yet, even though she’s literally carrying one of them and she could easily make people think there were only six
Running a secret moon organization, shares secret information with only a select few, some of those few are Garfield the Deals Warlock and whoever runs the Chug’n’Squeeze
Decides that the best way to hide her secret base is to disguise it as a fake moon. Decides that the best method of transport is oversized cannon.
