what the fuck are you talking about OP they ARE hilarious
I was scrolled three posts past this before I realized that “juggler” is a pun on jugular, not just the clown equivalent of a cleric and therefore the one that needs to die first.
Ok gang if jugglers are clerics what are the other clown type/class equivalents? - Mod Paper
Press Y to honk is now the new press F to pay respects
Nah its the direct opposite
Press Y to pay disrespects
Y
Okay let me rant about this a bit. Press Y to honk IS, quite literally, exact opposite of press F.
Press F to pay respects appears only once in Call of Duty Advanced Warfare - hell, only once in entire Call of Duty series. It’s a single, context-sensitive action that you can never do before or again. In addition, you are forced to do it to progress - if you won’t, you will sit there at this stupid funeral for hours and days. It’s funny because it’s so horribly ill-fitting and forced. We’re laughing AT writers and designers who thought this was a good idea.
Press Y to honk, on the other hand, is systemic, not contextual. At any point in Untitled Goose Game, you can honk, whenever you like - it’s a dedicated honking button. Not only that, but honking has an actual effect - NPCs will be distracted by hearing it, turning in your direction, and some will run away. The act of honking is not funny - what’s funny is the concept of honking, that in a game about a goose there is a button dedicated solely to honking - but also, what’s funny are the interactions that ARISE from using the honk. Making someone trying to hammer a nail smash his thumb by honking right as the hammer goes down - that’s great comedy, and it’s PLAYER CONTROLLED comedy. We’re laughing WITH the designers, because they gave us a gameplay tool, a mechanic that is hilarious because we have the power to make it hilarious.
Press F to pay respects is funny because it’s horrible game design. Press Y to honk is funny because it’s amazingly good game design.
Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.
Living with a young man is mystifying, just looked in the fridge and my housemate has a leaky, open baggie of raw sausage meat sitting on top of an open bag of salad mix.
Like, raw meat juices seeping directly into his greens I’m losing my mind.
ive been working in a seed lab for 2 years now and have come to the conclusion that the human urge to put one’s hands in a container of seeds is innate, dates to the dawn of agriculture, and cannot be quelled
fun fact US law actually requires industrial chemical seed treatments to be brightly colored so the resulting seed is VERY OBVIOUSLY something that could poison you. unfortunately this only creates an even more forbidden fruit
Okay now I’m just thinking about the voidfish projecting everything into the planar system, and Angus McDonald hears all the different times Taako dunked on his dear twin sister (including “you look like a bad, drunk clown”) and hears about how Magnus spent an entire year jumpscaring his closest friends and is like “oh huh… that’s just how they are with people they love” :’)))))))
