Silver Tongue

Feb 25

yourplayersaidwhat:

We were at a market place on a new continent and were checking out the fruit stands.

Rogue: Are there any fruits I don’t recognize?

DM: You’ve never seen a kiwi before.

Rogue: Excellent. I buy a kiwi.

DM: But it’s full of citrus. Your character is allergic to citrus.

Rogue: I know that. But he’s never seen a kiwi before.

moringmark:

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moringmark:

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inconsistant-vault-dweller:

paper-mario-wiki:

nirtonic:

paper-mario-wiki:

chefpyro:

paper-mario-wiki:

so like why did spiderman get to have the opportunity to not feel so good but everyone else just died instantly

Spider sense. He felt it coming

how the fuck does spidey sense even work though

He actually has a lot of spiders as his muscles and bones, and they started disintegrating inside him first, and thus the collective Spiders man felt bad

gonna b honest this makes the most sense out of all the other explanations ive been given so i accept this one

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fuckyeanihilism:

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vilkalizer:

Consider: Hemborger.

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THIS IS NOT FUCKING PURPLE

turing-tested:

it is, its just the surrounding colour makes it seem blue with a fushia lighting

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empress-runner:

cacen:

bullysquadess:

*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*

i’ve seen this post a half a dozen times and every time it was replied to with a different picture of jessie and james

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jellyfish-neo:

enaroholmes:

omghotmemes:

Ths bishop’s twitter post

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

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