not to question metal gear logic but being jabbed in the eye socket (of the eye you just got blown out like. today) by spindly little twink fingers would HURT you wouldnt be smirking like “hehe wrong eye”
this is just the expression big boss makes when hes in agony
finn’s design on adventure time drives me insane because his little white bear hat just changes the whole thing up. for most of the show we see finn with his hat on and he looks like a fittingly weird magical kid for the bizarre world he inhabits and that kind of makes me disassociate with the fact that he is, in fact, supposed to be a human boy, but the minute he removes his hat he genuinely looks like the stylized kid he is supposed to be and it gives me whiplash. basically
funky little guy unspecified in nature from a wacky land
human boy. an absolute lad. possesses a neck
This is the perry the platypus effect but gone unhinged
Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.
i love this
this is literally the only interpretation of “soulmate” that I can tolerate or accept
As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you’re in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. “You’re not being punished”, he says. “You are the punishment.”
You honk in joy. It’s a lovely morning in Hell, and you are a horrible goose.
