Silver Tongue

May 29

charlottan:

vapboy:

they should invent a strain of weed called video essay

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skye–walker:

zagreus:

asymbina:

zagreus:

zagreus:

zagreus:

zagreus:

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

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Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

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alright this is fine

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time-traveling-fetus:

callalilly24601:

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fromacatastrophe:

callalilly24601:

i dragged my dad into a spirit halloween the other day, and as we’re walking out, he turns to me and says “i think i get it now. halloween is gay christmas”

he does get it

OP’s tags, for those of you who missed them:

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it’s been over six months and this still haunts me every single day. every night as i’m trying to fall asleep. every time i proudly look over my collection as halloween themed decor and jewellery. every time i get frustrated with the three rooms in this house dedicated to christmas decoration storage.

(i’ve never read homestuck and don’t know what the fuck this is supposed to mean, but it scares me)

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Allow me to explain my frustration. There are more bedrooms than people in this house, and yet my cousin sleeps on the living room couch. I sleep in a dining room. The bedrooms are all so full of Christmas decorations that we can’t use them. I think I’m allowed to resent Christmas decorations at this point.

Wasn’t calling you unreasonable, just saying that most people wouldn’t need to worry about it in the first place

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demilypyro:

Cave Johnson develops the ultimate strap

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unashamedly-enthusiastic:

sushigrade:

beardedmrbean:

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dandelionapril:

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@unimportant she absolutely did lol

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May 28

hickeywiththegoodhair:

softchad:

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

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myjetpack:
“This is back in my shop now. Get one here: http://tomgauld.com/shop/kirkegaard-print…
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myjetpack:

This is back in my shop now. Get one here: http://tomgauld.com/shop/kirkegaard-print…

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aicosu:
“ unrequitedstar:
“ melonberrymint:
“ Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of decoden and polymer clay questions about what to use to as a gloss/glaze. Almost every time the first response is “Clear nail polish, duh!”.
This needs to stop if people...

aicosu:

unrequitedstar:

melonberrymint:

Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of decoden and polymer clay questions about what to use to as a gloss/glaze. Almost every time the first response is “Clear nail polish, duh!”.

This needs to stop if people want to be creating quality items. Sometimes I’m afraid to buy handmade things for fear that they have been sealed with clear nail polish and they will deteriorate over time. I want to buy things that will last!

I’ve reblogged this before - but it’s sooooo important. crafting signal boost 

Oh jeez, I didn’t even know that was a thing. No - never use nail polish thats a horrible idea. 

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