When I was a kid I was genuinely horrified by the idea of growing up and I think a large part of it was the insistence by adults in my life that puberty would turn me into someone completely different. They were like “sure you don’t like make up and boys now but you’ll feel differently after puberty” or like “sure you think you wouldn’t want kids now but you’ll see once you’re older”
it’s like damn, stop invalidating kids’ personalities and listen to them and maybe you won’t be so shocked when they don’t transform into a new person later
My wife and I don’t ever plan on having kids, but my Dad always had one piece of parenting advice I’ll never forget.
He said “Pay attention to who your children are when they’re little. If you do that, you’ll never be surprised at who they become. The only people who think kids suddenly become other people when they hit adolescence are the ones who never listened to what their kids were telling them the whole time.”
I’m living for the new fiction trend where the Terrifying Monster Husband™ absolutely can’t stop doting on his non-monster wife and he loves her unconditionally, always, it gets me every time
add your own if you got em because I literally can’t get enough of this content
i think the hip new trans thing to do should be choosing as inconvenient a name as possible. like, you have a sibling of the same gender? choose their name. choose ur parent’s name. choose ur pet’s name. choose ur best friend’s name. make ur name a common noun (that isn’t already a name like lane is). call urself “chair.” open the dictionary to a random page and point, now That’s ur name. have a different name for each day of the week
Good morning I’m Swim and I’m here to be fucking nuisance
whats up my name is nineteen i’m nineteen years old and i never learned how to read
Your pirate name is your first name and your mother’s maiden name. The name of your ship is your password. Your parrot’s name is the name of your bank and the words it can say are the digits on the back of your credit ca
Not to sound like I’m 30 but some of yall really need to be more careful with your personal information on the internet cause there’s people out there who do this shit legit
hot take but the boat should be named after your childhood pet
