Silver Tongue

Feb 23

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queensparklekitten:

theprideful:

theprideful:

theprideful:

theprideful:

theprideful:

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the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account

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I live for these

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ah, how could I forget the best one

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and then there’s just this:

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jurassic park tweet: a raptor just killed a guy. shot him to death.ALT
the night crew is hard at work installing a monolithALT
please stop prank calling us and asking if we have a mega sore ass.ALT
one of our dinosaurs has a crush on a girl visitor. whoops, there was a miscommunication. one of our dinosaurs has *crushed* a girl visitor. sorry for the mixup.ALT
in the spirit of body positivity, we are going to start making dinosaurs that are complete uggosALT
do you guys think god is pissed at usALT
we made an anteater with human lips who knows how to whisper the word "steven"ALT
dinosaurios (spanish)ALT

have some more

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legs-are-just-for-show:

catastrophic-crisis:

virtualherovranger:

catastrophic-crisis:

catastrophic-crisis:

JOKER JESUS JOKER JESUS JOKER JESUS

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NEW MEME DROPPED BOYS LET’S FUCKING GO

our father who art in society

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#THE JOKER HAS BECOME CATHOLIC

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ilyalish:

prokopetz:

Describing gender as a spectrum implies that there are people whose gender cannot correctly be displayed in digital media because it falls outside the RGB colour gamut.

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@nblaunchpad

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incrediblysincere:

muldertorture:

incrediblysincere:

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

The funny thing about that is that he wouldn’t wait for you to respond regardless of what you intended to say

so would any man in the world hes not special

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deceitful-eyes:

spacepunksupreme:

abashurd:

lioness–hart:

english-history-trip:

english-history-trip:

serpuffinka:

anais-ninja-bitch:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

bryanchuckbrennan:

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When I tell you I snorted!

legolas:

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gimli:

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aragorn:

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gandalf:

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BLEASE

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Gollum

Eomer:

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Boromir:

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Elrond:

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This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

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i should’ve said “Frodo’s Bizarre Adventure”

(via newbarrk)

Feb 22

zeal-striker asked:

How tall is teen Huey compared to Newtwo?

xxtc-96xx:

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he’s still shorter than her  and thus still baby to her 

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