Silver Tongue

Dec 15

enbyasha:

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oregonnukesailor:

arsillanola:

e-hoomalu:

tilthat:

TIL that the raeson why water doesnt enter our buttholes when we fart or spread our asscheeks arbitrarily is because, is because the human body is engineered after the principle of the submarine, who is also doesnt the water doesnt enter his butthole when he enlarges rectum to shoot tortilas

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guerrillatech:

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adurot:

dantescandlestick:

Remember that Pfizer could make the vaccine formula open source at any moment. they could even sell the rights to the US government at a king’s ransom. Doing so would let other pharma companies produce doses, and potentially end this thing 10x faster. But they won’t. Instead, they’re about to become unimaginably wealthy.

Also remember that the Pharmaceutical industry, and by extension the US government, has a vested interest in NOT preventing future pandemics.

https://youtu.be/0L-XCNqCgZ4

gehayi:

halibellecter:

athingofvikings:

unichrome:

HE IS HERE

*starts betting pool*

It’s 2020. I predict it comes to life and goes on a rampage

It has not burned since 2016.

Every year following an unburnt Gavle Goat has been geometrically worse.

Now it is 2020. The year of plague. The year of multiple disasters. 

FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD, THE GAVLE GOAT MUST BURN.

didnt one year involve a bow with a burning arrow?

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childhoodgrave:

tagranon69:

childhoodgrave:

“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birth

op that’s called having eyes

my name isnt op its monty and i bet God hasnt even spoken to you once

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(Source: depsidase, via thatsthat24)

When you figure out a plot twist before it happens

leavinpuzzlesunsolved:

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r0wa:

Yes, my diamond♪

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daftpatience:

if this was a fully rendered comic i bet itd do well but i cant be bothered to draw stuff

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