Silver Tongue

Oct 24

chrimist:

Straights couldnt handle our complicated relationship with gender and how we wore it like an accessory to be removed and changed to our liking so they watered down twink bear butch and femme to mean “the boy of the relationship and the girl of the relationship” and ended up retroactively changing how some of us approach the damn terms in our own community and I hate it

(Source: fslut, via stemmmm)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We’ve followed a bunch of demons through a portal to what we assumed was the Abyss. There’s a Chain Devil putting some Manes to work

Me, OOC: “A Devil? Negotiation time!”

My elf Warlock: “What is a Devil doing in the Abyss?!”

Chain Devil: “I could ask you the same thing”

Warlock: “But I’m not a Devil.”

The DM facepalms. 

Monk, OOC: “ ‘I could ask you the same thing, but that would be incorrect’ ”

(Source: yourplayersaidwhat)

shittypostarchive:

hungwy:

hungwy:

*bows before the bofanian king* I come from the faraway land of Dees. I bring you great gifts of honey, cheese, figs… Nuts…

*king leans forward in his throne* ah, the famous nuts of dees… I bid thee show me them.

*I smile warmly and sweetly and lift up my tunic* anything for my Grace.

24/10/2019

(via newbarrk)

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justbadpuns:
“amazing
”

justbadpuns:

amazing

(Source: justbadpuns, via afallenwolf)

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realest-asami-requiem:

takineko:

realest-asami-requiem:

that “Scientists remind world clean energy is ready to go whenever” picture but instead of gay ass solar panels it’s nuclear powerplants

Fukushima tho

“Hey nuclear energy is clean and highly efficient and is incredibly underused”

“What about that one time where a catastrophic earthquake and tsunami hit the reactor coupled with poor communication between on site personnel and the Japanese government which resulted in a localized containment of the surrounding town with no real long lasting injuries.”

(via chefpyro)

toastpotent:

bukbot:

hue–man:

Conspiracy theory: forks are actually just powerful slothes

Homestuck is bad.

these turing test results are off the charts

you could say its turingTested

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mayflowers07:
“ xphilosoraptorx:
“ anarchyinblack:
“”
I’m not crying, you’re crying
”
IN👏THIS👏HOUSE👏WE👏LOVE👏JAMESON👏
”

mayflowers07:

xphilosoraptorx:

anarchyinblack:

image

I’m not crying, you’re crying

IN👏THIS👏HOUSE👏WE👏LOVE👏JAMESON👏

(via jadewares)

chefpyro:

lacrimasgonnabefree:

chefpyro:

Now and then I’m hit like a truck by the knowledge that award winning actor and personal hero Sir Patrick Stewart, Captain Jean-Luc Picard himself, played the poop emoji in the emoji movie

EXCUSE ME WHAT

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was this because i reblogged one of your posts and added a pic of Patrick Stewarts emoji movie character?