Silver Tongue

Oct 23

zerocapitalism:
straight people: we should really congratulate all the folks involved in the stonewall riots
me: sure yeah.
straight people:
me: i don’t know what i was expecting.

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doomsneigh:

doomsneigh:
doomsneigh:
these rich men really were like, paint me in this powdered wig so people hundreds of years later will look upon my portrait to see how cool and handsome i was, without even thinking about how stupid they would look if their silly clown wigs went out of fashion. hundreds of years worth of noble men portrayed immortally as dusty fools because of the way fashion changed. its what they deserve.
George Washington really thought he looked so good in this, that everyone had to see him like this for the hundreds of years to come.
Appanantly this amalgamation of dead gray squirrels on his head is actually his real hair

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winklekinkle:

wonderweird:
Luigi’s mansion 3 spoilers he fucking dies
Though KB was just far away in that first pic…. I was wrong.

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thepotatoalex:

I’ve watched this so many times ~~and stopped watching so I could record this part~~ this is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen the Mighty Nein do
Jester: *in the softest voice known to mankind* here, yew hold kiri then coz I don’t want her to get tew close tew it
“What’re you dew-ing?! Wha- How are you howlding-?
“nO NO NO nO PUT HER DOWN!-”
“YOU WOULDN’T HOLD YOUR OWN DAUGHTER THAT WAY-”
Laura and Sam’s distressed hand/finger movements
“Puut her down! Puut her down right NOW Fjord-”
all of Matt’s chirps this man I swear
“iTs mE bREN!” *pulls the dagger out*
(Edit: Episode C2E20)

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rumwik:

I tried drawing a spheal from memory

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beatrizklotz:

hobbitkaiju:
OH MY GOD ITS TEENY TINY LITTLE LEGS AND WINGS
Actual footage of a fierce wild spiral

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anthropwashere:

kelssiel:
teaboot:
teaboot:
“Why is there a pentagram on your floor” okay first of all mom, it’s not a pentagram, and second, what were you doing in my apartment
oh shit I summoned my mom
a parentagram
#congrats on doing what Ed and Al could not (x)

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redead-red:

omghotmemes:
My local movie theater thinks they’re hilarious
what the fuck are you talking about OP they ARE hilarious

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