Silver Tongue

Oct 23

eternalchocolatlobsterp:

ndiecity:

slothes-and-gays:

pineapple-jarritos:

slothes-and-gays:

Whenever I see a stingray skeleton I’m like oh that’s just one of those fake Target Halloween decorations like the skeleton spiders and shit but NO stingrays are actually Like That and it is concerning

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Evolution was like oh you wanna be a vertebrate?? You want some fucken cartilage??? We can make that happen…….

What the fuck I thought they were invertebrates

He got FEET

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argumate:

bibliolithid:

argumate:

the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason.

How dare a wizard make humans think like this

goddamn it here we go again

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neraiutsuze:

namonakirei:

bloodsbane:

one of my favorite things about SU is how you start off knowing nothing about Rose, and you see Greg and you’re like ‘how did such a beautiful powerful inspiring rebellion leader of an alien race fall in love with such a doofy shlub of a man?’ and then as the show goes on you slowly start to realize that it was, in fact, GREG who was too good for HER

I’ve been saying this since relatively early on: Greg’s just… such a good person. And Rose needed that. She needed to learn it. How to be just a good person, to see others as equals, to relate to other people in an equal level. We learn that that’s something she struggled with even after the Rebellion. She didn’t know how to be good and loving without also being distant and treating others like she herself was treated by the Diamonds. She was also incredibly conflict averse, like, most of her issues are because she won’t. talk. to. people. when there’s disagreements. Greg taught her how to be kind, how to forgive mistakes and set boundaries without blaming others for their flaws, and realize that people’s imperfections can be amazing and perfect in and of themselves (If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs).

Her tragedy, I feel, is that she was too scared of herself and her own flaws, and too scared to confront them, and still feeling like she herself was unable to grow and learn and to confront people- first of all herself- in a healthy manner in order to fix her mistakes.

What’s really sad and interesting is how much Rose really internalised that idea that the magical power humans have that gems just don’t is the power to change. That gems could maybe change their behaviour and they could change their minds but they could, somehow, never truly change who they are. Diamonds gonna lead. Rubies gonna guard. Bismuths gonna make stuff. Amethysts gonna fight. etc. She became Rose rather than Pink to try, to make sure that the rebellion wasn’t just gems choosing which Diamond they wanted to continue to follow, but it kind of just compounded the problem because she never felt she’d truly be able to not be a Diamond. Which led to her misguided belief that the best thing she could do for the world was to die and create Steven, because if gems ever could become more like humans then they’d ALL need someone like Greg - they’d need a Gem with all the human virtues.

In a way, she wasn’t entirely wrong. Steven was clearly a hugely positive influence on so many gems, and where Rose could teach them to fight to defend themselves and how they wanted to live, she couldn’t ever truly teach them how to reform Gem society or respect individuality and love differences because she struggled with those things still, because of the conditioning of years and years behind her. She couldn’t even really conceive of a truly equal Gem society, she knew she was just on the first steps to something good by accepting anyone into the Crystal Gems. She can’t really imagine a life without Gem society as it is - like, god, the fucking buildings are conscious Gems there - so her solution seems to be just ‘anyone who wants to be a Crystal Gem can be! And everything’s fine in the Crystal Gems!’ and homeworld can kind of just do whatever, as long as Earth is safe.

Problem number one, of course, is that it wasn’t fair to put all that on Steven, and birth someone with the expectation that they’ll hopefully fix all your mistakes and be the good person you couldn’t be.

Problem number two is that she was absolutely wrong. Gems can and do change and grow, perhaps more slowly than humans but given the right encouragement and environment Gems are as capable of radical change as humans are. And it’s weird that she never really thought to question it when the most obvious example (besides herself, which she thought didn’t count) - ie, Pearl - was right there with her the whole time.

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nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

badjokesbyjeff:

I went to the pet shop and the owner said he had a talking centipede for sale.

I said ‘no way, centipedes don’t talk.’ The owner promised me it was a talking centipede so I purchased it and took it home with me. A little later in that evening I went up to its tank and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede said nothing, I scoffed and went to the pub. The next evening I thought I’d give it another try so I went to its tank again and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ Still absolutely no response from the centipede, so I went on my way, cursing the pet shop owner. The following evening I thought I would give it one more try, so I went over to its tank and asked ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede replied ‘I heard you the first time I’m just putting my fucking shoes on’

CHANGE YOUR URL, JEFF.

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complete-trash-and-despair:

chefpyro:

silver-tongues-blog:

Finally finished pastel horse show. i cant believe the pink one fucked weird al

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She what

she fucked weird al

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mare-erythraeum:
“People like us
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mare-erythraeum:

People like us

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Oct 22

liquidstar:

silver-tongues-blog:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

Why the hell did my lockscreen change to a picture of lelouch from code geass I don’t even have anything related to that show saved on my phone nor have I recently looked anything up related to it so why. And why can’t I fucking change it

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OH okay. It’s because I listed to the “half of I’M AT SOUP” audio post and it just made it my lockscreen permanently I guess. Thanks tumblr you’ve got a really… App

your previous lock screen is currently busy buying clothes

Alright well it should hurry up and come over here

it cant find them