Silver Tongue

Oct 22

foxyclock:
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foxyclock:

snapzone:

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Oct 21

galoogamelady:
“ my high-school art teacher: You need to learn how to draw geometric shapes in order to–
me, 15 years later: you are like a little baby. watch this
Edit: late with this but this is Photoshop CC (2018 I believe)
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galoogamelady:

my high-school art teacher: You need to learn how to draw geometric shapes in order to–
me, 15 years later: you are like a little baby. watch this


Edit: late with this but this is Photoshop CC (2018 I believe)

(via unclecucky)

fettucine-al-pacino:

Imagine going to school, and this new kid gets brought in by the cops, and is funny, has poorly received banter with the teacher, argues with said teacher about historical accuracy during a pop quiz, floors a kid without laying a hand on him, consequently gets pulled into the rector’s office with both his weird parents, they then throw a dance party which gets broken up because some little besom grassed, they leave never to be seen again. Then a few months later you find out that was the Avatar.

(via liquidstar)

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

me, like half a dozen times: I’ve attempted to get into art many times due to my admiration for those who have succeeded in it, but every time I make the attempt, I find the process to be arduous, frustrating, wholly unsatisfying and even physically painful

an absolute genius: have u tried practicing more

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I literally don’t know how I can make it more clear that you’re being annoying.

i feel like people fail to understand that theres more to art than just the drawing kind. You are good at the art of comedy. youre quick witted and make some of the funniest posts.

hannahlady:

tazdelightful:

I’m a bad cleric player and don’t remember offhand which spells are verbal and which require contact but I enjoy the idea that whenever Merle heals someone he bops them lightly on the head with the Extreme Teen Bible.

*whap* “7 hit points!”

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I hope you feel vindicated

(via bloodsbane)

doomsneigh:

viridianchance:

mindfulwrath:

broke: the line for the women’s restroom is longer because women take a long time in the bathroom

woke: the line for the men’s restroom is shorter because it has, on average, twice as many places to pee

bespoke: the men’s restroom line is short bc it is a known fact that cishet dudes don’t wash their fucking hands.

and they pee on the floor

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Crazy Shit About MLP To Confuse Anyone Who Hadn’t Seen The Show

theirisianprincess:

  1. The main character, Twilight Sparkle, is a single mother.
  2. There have been eighteen on-screen deaths in the show.
  3. A disabled child, Scootaloo, once admitted that her parents don’t care about her.
  4. Fluttershy once became a vampire pony. In a later episode, she contracts a terminal illness.
  5. A shy pony named Marble Pie is in love with Big Macintosh, who might be related to her, but he does not return her feelings, because he’s dating a former cult member named Sugar Belle.
  6. Fluttershy’s brother, Zephyr Breeze, is a lazy college drop-out who lives with his parents.
  7. Rainbow Dash went to a convention and got into an argument with a pony named Quibble Pants about the quality of a book series.
  8. Acting like Mr. Rogers almost killed Discord.
  9. Grand Pear disowned his daughter, Pear Butter, on her wedding day. This was the last time they saw each other before she died.
  10. The pony in charge of education in Equestria, Chancellor Neigh Say, is a massive racist.
  11. Pinkie Pie once killed flowers just by walking by them.
  12. Rockhoof asked Twilight Sparkle to assist in his temporary suicide. She almost goes through with it.

(via jwblogofrandomness)

usurpersk:

exclusive-cowboy:

punk-bitch-michael:

sophisticatedfangirling:

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beshnav:

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Yo shut up

pinkcheesecoolarrows:

Food is a right only if it is your private property. You have no right to food that does not belong to you; you have no right to food that you have not purchased or produced.

beshnav:

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Food isn’t scarce though, at least not everywhere. American grocery stores throw out tons of food every fucking day and aren’t even allowed to give it to the poor

Restaurants and Grocery stores throw out tons of food DAILY and are not allowed to donate it or even take it for themselves.

The amount of food America throws out is actually fucking horrendous. Another reason why I dont have the will to work anywhere near food is because I actually have fucking compassion and would give away what went unused at the end of the day, that action could get me FIRED.

us : people should be able to eat

these clowns: UM ACTUALLY

(via demon-space-boi)

probablyfakeblonde:
“ idk how to draw Zim yet but Gir sure is puppy
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probablyfakeblonde:

idk how to draw Zim yet but Gir sure is puppy

(via adurot)