Silver Tongue

Oct 20

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chefpyro:

candygarnet:

candygarnet:

*puts an empty tissue box on my hand* woah im a robot

*points my robot hand at the nearest person* pchew pchew

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azzandra:

Me, when a sci-fi introduces a desert location: SHOW ME THE WORM

*giant sand worm burst from the ground*

Me: YESSSSSSSS

(via nofacednerd)

dangerparty:

tilthat:

TIL Flamingos can sleep in ponds that freeze around their legs at night, drink boiling water, and survive conditions that expose them to arsenic and poisonous gases

via ift.tt

Unrelenting passion for shrimp

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