Silver Tongue

Feb 12

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vetstudentlive:
ommanyte:
how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on
….as someone who was terrified of having their own opinion, this is truly inspiring
the hills are alive with all the fucks i give on select topics

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

big-gay-apocalypse:
and now: deadpool (2019) #10
HE HAS LEARNED A LESSON
A horrible lesson
But still

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skyefauna:

plaguegirlfriend:
this is an example of an objectively funny crime
Did… did they write “RIP” on the top of the cross?

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mymagicgrandpa:

Another chapter 6 page is here!
Synopsis: Coach takes Suzie to the coast to show her something special, and to let her get to know him better by telling her about his otherworldly antics.
My Magic Grandpa is a paranormal fantasy adventure that takes place in the 90s, go check it out!
Can’t post physical link or tumblr will hide these posts from searches.

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nudityandnerdery:

jakemorph:
mechsuit:
jakemorph:
tickfleato:
other ppl i guess: *use ‘its magic’ as a way to not think about it anymore*
me, compelte idiot: *uses ‘its magic’ as an excuse ot come up with excessively convolued magic systems using stuff i barely understand*
wizard: *uses ‘its magic’ to ‘cast spells’ and ‘potions’*
fuck you you cant cast a potion you idiot. amateur mistake
this fucking dipshit doesnt know how to cast a potion
Casting a potion, step one:

its a potion of fireball

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funnytwittertweets:

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