court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards
His stupid little hat jingling away
the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells
This is the reason why I’m still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.
So I was trying to remember if Silver being Giovanni’s kid was in-game confirmed canon, or just common fanon from the manga. So I checked Bulbapedia and.
1. Why is Celebi spilling the tea here? Mind your own business Celebi.
2. God imagine getting your ass kicked so hard by an 11 year old boy you dismantle your entire organisation, abandon your family, and leave the country entirely.
I looked up the event and here is what Silver sounds like in it:
If this is three years ago, and Silver is the same age as the player characters, Silver is at most 9 years old here.
Nine.
So imagine deciding to leave the country and your 9 year old child who talks like he already has a “Welcome to my twisted mind” blog rips you to death like this.
But THEN the event continues, travelling another 3 years forward to give the player the chance to fight Giovanni and:
Turns out he just spend three years alone in a weird tiny cave with a radio.
And then an 11 year old girl in a giant hat just appears out of literally nowhere and kicks his ass so hard he has to go into seclusion again.
What I’m saying is Giovanni’s life is entirely spent being absolutely destroyed by random small children.
