redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat
he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this”
Blathers also does not do the proper step of provenance. He just accepts the art into his own personal gallery and doesnt ask question about the obviously stolen art.
people on tumblr are really into guys covered in blood and the eroticism of the machine lately… what about machines covered in blood? [turns my microphone to the audience] how do we feel about machines covered in blood?
thank you all for your input. glad to see we agree.
