Silver Tongue

Oct 15

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oddpocalypse:

skyfayrer:

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“Ah, Perry the Platypus! I see you found my Goose-inator 3000! As you can see, it turns anyone into a goose! With this I will turn EVERYONE into a goose and finally take over the Tri-State Area! Wait, what are you doing — WAIT OW! OW! STOP THAT!”

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Unfortunately canon

(via rockboci)

kirboob:

kirboob:

i love how whenever blizzard does a big fuckup the rise in TF2 memes rises significantly

blizzard: *silences player and gets boycotted*

tf2 fanbase, without hesitation:

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gay-irl:
“Gay_IRL
”

gay-irl:

Gay_IRL

(via rockboci)

silver-tongues-blog:
“I had an itch to draw a fuzzy worm on string but as a seraphim
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silver-tongues-blog:

I had an itch to draw a fuzzy worm on string but as a seraphim

karinakamichi:

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This took me much longer than it should have to make this, but this is basically what happened

(via rosexknight)

headspace-hotel:

canadiangold:

tilthat:

TIL In a similar way to “shoot” and “darn” being inoffensive substitutes for harsh swear words, the Australian exclamation “Crikey,” made world famous by Steve Irwin, is shorthand for “Christ kill me”

via reddit.com

related: blimey - shortened from cor blimey - is shorthand for “Lord blind me”

Steve Irwin was asking to be killed by god

(via chefpyro)

lethal-cuddles:

Fun fact: a character doesn’t have to be a good person to be a good character.

(Source: werewolf-cuddles, via rosexknight)

story time

insomniac-arrest:

riotlion:

insomniac-arrest:

back when I was around five years old I ended up jumping out of a moving car on the highway (a road my dad still points out to us every time we pass it), this had many factors to it such as:

  • my family did not believe in seat belts or child safety locks
  • I was obsessed with cheetahs at the time and thought that if I jumped out and landed on my feet I could run alongside the car like some sort of superhuman tiny cat-human-mutant
    • it did not work out like this
  • the most unbelievable part of this story was that I jumped out and then ROLLED across the rest of the highway and under a truck
    • luckily, I was really tiny and went right underneath the body and between the wheels
    • God really does protect fools and babies apparently- which I was both
  • a mom in a red mini-van was the first to stop and come out to get me and was like ‘IS THIS SOMEONE’S KID?? WHY IS THIS SOMEONES CHILD.’ I still remember you mom in a red mini-van, you were a real one
  • I was surprisingly fine outside of a few scrapes and a bad headache. Despite the headache tho my family did not take me to the hospital
    • they took me to get taco bell instead

I just like, need some reassurance OP’s parents got better at parenting

they did not, but thank you for your concern lol, it if makes you feel better it was a really freaking great Crunch Wrap Supreme

(via stemmmm)