Silver Tongue

Feb 11

cognito-ergo-hazard:

licoricefern:

what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button

i dont know but whatever it says, its magnified by literally every bag of popcorn saying “don’t use the popcorn button”

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futurama:

obsessed with june and her mullet

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incorrectanimaniacsquotes:

Wakko: [gives their special friend the bird]

Yakko: Wakko Warner! have i taught you nothing?

Wakko: sorry, Yakko, i forgot [gives them the bird with both hands]

Yakko, beaming with pride: better

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Goat Plumpie from Douglas Toys

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xiaoguiwang:

“what’s your dad’s hyperfixation?” “what’s your mom’s hyperfixation?” what about yall stop using terms that are specific to neurodivergency and just say interest like normal people. ur p*rents can have interests, it’s okay. not everything is a hyperfixation just bc ppl r into something that yall arent. please.

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assassinationtipsforladies:

insurrectionary-frybreadism:

You can really tell when sitcoms about working class people were written by working class people

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