Silver Tongue

Oct 15

shitmygaywifesays:
So, trying out a new pet-name, I decided to call my wife “Vanilla Bean”– just giving it a go because vanilla is my favorite flavor and beans are cute and she’s my favorite and also cute.
Now, apparently “Vanilla” is plain and boring and baby did not appreciate being called plain and boring, and so here is a list of the pet names she’s given me in last few minutes:
- My saltine cracker
- The concept of Kansas
- My dearest manila folder
- That beige color they paint offices
- Bleached white rice
- You blank word document, you
- My perfect suburbs Republican
- Tap water
@silver-tongues-blog called me “Trail Mix” once. ~~Not gonna lie it did make me feel a bit flustered~~

youre my bag of gorp

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imadetomorrowhappen:

bad containers

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transgirl-link:

immaterialmurdoc:
This post is incorrect because none of these companies have ever hesitated to take the money for a second

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forgamers:

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smug-anime-knuckles:

sovietnam:
the bartender asks you to pay halfway through your drink, but you can just get up and leave and he’ll just watch you leave and say nothing

(Source: sovietnam, via dan-mcneely)

the-didnt-think-this-jew:

eroticcannibal:
Anyway I stan one ally
An actual quote from my (now) seven year old after yelling at someone for continuously mosgendering me: what are they going to do dad, hit me? I’m six.

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silver-tongues-blog:

I can do anything