Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:
1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date 2. That being said… two Meat Days
“Wait, so there’s no gold?” “Of COURSE there’s no gold. I’m a huge freaking dragon; why would I need to buy anything? I live in a cave, for fuck’s sake. WHY do you humans always think I have gold?”
rumors of dragons having gold hordes secretely started by dragons in order to provide home delivery of tasty bite-sized human snacks