look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me
if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.
unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home
I remember asking about this question once and someone told me that in True Blood if you rescind an invitation the vampire is “forcibly removed” from your house (or words to that effect)
and I have to admit I expected something much more violent than this, but somehow that would’ve been less dramatic? like if he was flung backward through the door it would’ve looked pretty cool but the DRAMA here is 10 times as fucking ridiculous
I am invited inside the house skin: cold eyes: glowing fangs: out I am forcefully removed from the premises
ppl without ocd will literally be like ‘yeah i have intrusive thoughts…… like one time i kept thinking about garlic bread when i was trying to focus in class’
‘wait you people have violent intrusive thoughts??? isnt that kinda…. problematic idk :/’
Good post as a whole but intrusive thoughts come with disorders other than ocd as well! I say this as someone with really bad ocd myself, it’s not a symptom only we have! That’s all I wanted to point out because I still really agree with this post and want to rb it
my intrusive thoughts are usually “what if you just crashed the car. that would be neat, huh?”
AND sticking your nose out from under the blankets to feel that cold air while the rest of your body is warm and comfy !
Like literally cocooning yourself in blankets so that there is like a three-inch hole around your nose and mouth so you can breathe the good Cold Airs and everything else is covered.
The main reason y'all are single is because you keep inventing arcane categories of girlfriends somebody’s always logging in and making a post like “where’s my protestant emo gf who loves dove-hunting and manual labor!!” like either move to Minnesota and find her or take it down a notch
Will you can’t just leave something like that in the tags
