no offense but Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. eh? Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. eh? Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. eh? Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. ehe-k-AHHH! My daddy and my mommy and my daddy and my mommyy. da-daddy and my mommy and my Stop. yeah! Jesse Pinkman in the house. *slamming noises* WOO! *slamming noises* Bitch, bitch, little bitch. I made you my bitch—Jesse—Bitch, bitch, YEAH BITCH! JESSE! Bitch. No. I am. The danger-danger-danger-danger-danger.-danger-danger. I am. The one who knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks. Say my name. Mr. White? You’re goddamn right-right-right-right-right. Hank. Say my name. Willy Wonka? *scoff* What? Walter White? You’re goddamn right-right-right-right-right. My name is ASAC Schrader—It’s Hank—ASAC Schrader~ His name is Hank. My name is ASAC Schrader. It’s time for you to listen to me. Fuck yourself! Huh! Wow! huh-hah wow! wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow Fuck yours-wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow! huh-hah ow! Just listen to me! Fuck yourself. *gunshot* Wow! wuh-ah-ow! wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow! Fuck yourself. *gunshot* wuh-ah-ah-ah-ow! huh-hah-ow! Wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow! *gunshot* Fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Fuf fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Hahuhahuhuehuh huehah huh huehaheh. Fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Fuf fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Hahhuhhahahahuehuh huhahahuhheh. You. Are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. You. Are not. The guy. UAAHH! *mechanical whirring and clicking with slams* You. Are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. You. Are not. The guy. UAAHH! *mechanical whirring and clicking with slams* I had a guy but now I don’t. The guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. The guy.
AU where Zuko realises very early into his banishment that he’s been sent on a hopeless goose chase and, actually, he doesn’t want to return to the oppressive Fire Nation and his abusive father. And he sticks with this decision even after Aang wakes up from the iceberg
Except then Aang meets Zuko - probably when Zuko jumps in to save someone, because his sense of justice is too strong to just sit back while someone is hurt, even if he is trying to remain apolitical - and his brain goes “!!!!” Because that’s a good firebender. They do exist. And now Aang knows someone who can teach him firebending without trying to kill him
Except Zuko wants nothing to do with the Avatar. He especially doesn’t want to get entangled with his father’s war. So the rest of the season is about Zuko running from the Avatar, and Aang and co trying to capture the reluctant ex-Prince of the Fire Nation so he can be Aang’s firebending teacher
